wtf at Zayn Mayonaise's new hair

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he's desperately trying to reinvent himself and regain the attention he had as a member of 1D.

but he's finished.

no matter how talented or good looking an ethnik is, he needs the WASP halo.
 
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Pathologically Lonesome said:
he's desperately trying to reinvent himself and regain the attention he had as a member of 1D.

but he's finished.

no matter how talented or good looking an ethnik is, he needs the WASP halo.
LEMIT
 

Pulverize

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This will be seen as "edgy" and "cute" because he has a god tier FACE. If any sub 7 tried this he would be LAUGHED at and called a homo.
 
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Pulverize said:
This will be seen as "edgy" and "cute" because he has a god tier FACE. If any sub 7 tried this he would be LAUGHED at and called a homo.
lolololol you mad brala
 

Santeria

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male pattern baldness said:
he must get down on his knees every night and thank god for giving him that hairline
no, that's not the reason he goes to his knees every night
 

Mughal

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Pathologically Lonesome said:
he's desperately trying to reinvent himself and regain the attention he had as a member of 1D.

but he's finished.

no matter how talented or good looking an ethnik is, he needs the WASP halo.
LMAO, keep coping. His first single:

"Pillowtalk" debuted at number one on the UK Singles Chart, with 112,000 sales and 4.97 million streams for that week, making it the fastest-selling single of 2016 so far.[36] It also debuted at number one in Ireland and Australia, where it is the year's first song to enter at the top of the singles chart.[37] It also debuted at number one in Canada, Greece, Hungary, Indonesia, Portugal, Singapore, and Slovakia, and reached number one in New Zealand and Sweden.

In the United States, "Pillowtalk" sold over 80,000 copies in its first day and approximately 200,000 copies in three days.[38] "Pillowtalk" opened atop the Digital Songs and Streaming Songscharts,[39] with 267,260 first-week US downloads sold[40] and 22.3 million US streams, the fourth-largest streaming start ever;[39] it also debuted at number one on the subscription services-based On-Demand Songs chart, with 12.7 million on-demand streams.[39] It garnered 5.9 million in all-format radio audience in the first three days of the Hot 100's airplay tracking week,[41] and boasted 17 million in radio audience for the week.[39]

"Pillowtalk" debuted atop the US Billboard Hot 100 for the chart issue dated 20 February 2016, becoming the 25th song ever to debut at number one on the chart. This makes him the first UK artist to debut at number one on the Hot 100 with a first charted single, and the third UK act to start at the summit
 
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