why is christano ronaldo so gl

Danny the chav

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Legit. Square jaw, taned, good symmetry. Good mix of masculine and fem, nice hazel eyes, nice smile, thick hair, perfect body
 

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well he's basically homo

so you have some miniscule chance
 

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He has a god tier status

dude legit won at life
 
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I still don't understand why he has such a terrible profile, yet he clearly has good bones from frontal view.
 

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Danny the chav said:
Legit. Square jaw, taned, good symmetry. Good mix of masculine and fem, nice hazel eyes, nice smile, thick hair, perfect body
Good symmetry? Lol k


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Hes a 10/10, EVERY single woman in the world would fuck him~
 

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when bitches like Ronda Rousey are going on public television saying they want to fuck you you know you won at life
 

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Ronaldo is a God. Only aspies here would complain about his profile.
It's funny how people has to cope thinking he's gay, just because he has paparazzi all day and when you have a social life and have bros, you'll eventually get some picture taken at the right moment to create tabloids about it. It's fucking hilarious.

Guy looks like a sexy latin lover god, has top tier athleticism and top tier fame and money. The only way to deal with it is to cope.
 
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if he wasn't a world famous soccer player and no one knew who he was, he would not slay in America in 2016. no way
 

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Wtf now everyone likes him? I remember back in sloothate alot of people used to bash him
 

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Can you imagine your day and compare it to Ronaldos day?
 

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whitecelreturned said:
if he wasn't a world famous soccer player and no one knew who he was, he would not slay in America in 2016. no way
 
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