Who could play Mike Mew in a movie?

[TheTrews]

No doubt a movie about the great man's life will be made soon. 

Are there any possible candidates who might have the privilege of playing him? 

I can picture Brad Pitt wearing the trademark Mew glasses and shirts.

 

[allindaeyes]

Yea Brad Pitt shaved with glasses would actually be decent

 

[Kiwisviel]

He looks like Alton Brown to me.

 

[noonz]

Ashton Kutcher

 

[RememberMew]

I don't think there's anyone else on the planet with a jaw that square and shoulders that narrow.

 

[UglyNormalFag]

Brad Pitt honestly. They have the same face shape. Brad Pitt mogs Mew into oblivion thugh

 

[Elliot_Rodger_2000]

Maybe Joe Pantoliano