Dad: "My grandpa used to tell me about how there used to be white folk who roamed the earth"
Son: "white? people? haha, what?"
Dad: "No shit They had white skin similar to that of an asian. they used to conquer lands, then latterly they used to post on forums in butthurt. They set the standard for beauty. A standard that we still use today in 4000"
Son: "Gee, I'd sure like to see a white...person." Dad: "yeah, I'm sure they were friendly and loved alll races and peoples. It's too bad they' re extinct."