Underage (THE TASTE HURTS!!!11 WAAAAH!!!!!) or autistic. An extreme dislike of alcohol is the easiest way to identify an autist. I can understand not wanting to drink to oblivion, or avoiding it for health reasons/fear of addiction, but just being blindly against alcohol & while being completely in favour of other drugs is grade A reddit-using, late-bloomer autism. I know, because I used to feel the same way. Then I turned 13.