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Went to a strange lesbian party in the woods last night.

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It was really weird. There was a fire and some people there as well. I smoked cigarettes and played a ukulele that someone handed to me.  One of the few straight girls there took a liking to my friend, who was already in a relationship. Meanwhile, I have forgotten what a vagina even looks like. I drank too much and ruined some $250 shoes. The lesson is that you should not socialize as an autist. I will contemplate suicide and aim for more contemplation tomorrow.
 

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Dat feel of ruining a pair of shoes

 
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purps drank said:
Dat feel of ruining a pair of shoes


I feel like a part of me has died.

LostTuna said:
dat fuckin post, dat fuckin viper sig. god damn it's impossible to not lol

what shoes did u ruin?
Some stealth grey 3s. They were already kinda fucked up, so it isn't a total loss. But now, however, they are completely fucked up. 
nochin said:
Are you ugly or just an autist?
6/10 with little life experience. Maxfac should happen in 2016 unless I get scammed by insurance companies. 
Tyger said:
What song did you play?

Red House Painters-Have You Forgotten. It turns out that I cannot play a ukulele, though.
 

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I’ve stumbled upon a lesbian club during a pub crawl

I immediately knew what was up

my friend didn’t and he was kissing lesbians left and right

he’d be grabbing their asses and kissing them before they could explain that they liked women

oddly that was the most action he saw that night
 

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I’ve stumbled upon a lesbian club during a pub crawl

I immediately knew what was up

my friend didn’t and he was kissing lesbians left and right

he’d be grabbing their asses and kissing them before they could explain that they liked women

oddly that was the most action he saw that night
Didn’t he get in trouble for basically raping bitches? If someone did that in my city he would have the cops called on him
 

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Didn’t he get in trouble for basically raping bitches? If someone did that in my city he would have the cops called on him

no the lesbians weren’t offended too more like shocked at him lol

I don’t think they gave a shit as long as they got pussy themselves in the end
 

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no the lesbians weren’t offended too more like shocked at him lol

I don’t think they gave a shit as long as they got pussy themselves in the end
If they didn’t care they might have been open to a 3-way with him damn he should’ve gone for it
 

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If they didn’t care they might have been open to a 3-way with him damn he should’ve gone for it

he was too drunk. He ended up going two cities too far on the bus to his place lol! People were calling me in the morning if he slept over at my place. His wife his boss lol! It was a crazy night.
 
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