Top 10 things the average girl says after sex

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1. Now we both have it!

2. Clean up, aisle you!

3. Did I come?

4. Could you tell it was my first time? [Pull fake blood from under the sheets.]

5. If you think that was fun, wait till we do anal in an hour!

6. I don’t want to rush you out, but I called you a cab before we started, and it’s here.

7. You use more teeth than your sister.

8. Can I borrow $30? It’s for you.

9. Will you wash my sheets? I have a Klan meeting tomorrow.

10. My kids are gonna love you!
 
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