TOO GOOD: just TRICK 10/10 club sluts into fucking you

[midface]

Buy saline and inject it into your midface, ala Asian bagelhead

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/adam/6562c040a382b05ef031a0d2ddb6fc04/donut-head-bagel-japan-8.jpg

Mold it on your maxilla nd cheekbones. MAKE IT BELIEVEABLE, you'll be A DEMIGOD for a night

Just talk to a girl and she'll open up. you'll be disguised as a lookism chameleon



FUCK HER

FUCK HER
FUCK HER
FUCK'ER
SLEEP WITH HER
Dream
AWAKEN, EAT WITH HER
GO ON A DATE

When your saline starts absorbing at midnight, brutally dump her, you SLAYER. I'm semi-serious this WILL WORK

 

[SINGULARITY]

HOW DID I MISS THIS

 

[chadD24]

you will look like a barbie. huge difference between feminine soft cheekbones and masculine sharp cheekbones. saline, botex, fat graphing will make your cheekbones look soft and femine. and gay

 

[SINGULARITY]

BUMP

 

[OccamsRazorBurn]

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