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IcedEarth

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> visited one of my friends who's in a diabetic coma in the hospital
> watched a car burn down
> played with a 3 legged scruffy stray dog in the supermarkets parking lot
> got bitten by a wasp
> accidentally met then I approached in the street one of the hookers I used to fuck asked for a quick bj in the toilet of a nearby gas station, she refused but got an appointment instead, she doesn't work on weekends btw
> heard two morbidly obese middle aged women discuss how ugly my jeans were, they are brand new simple black jeans but whatever

and while all of this was happening I just loled like a buddy boy

I am a slayer I have made it

tomorrow I aim for more
 

heilsa

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sounds just like another normal day in romania though
 

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^^^ just wait until you see schizo gipsies running around half naked and doing karate in the middle of the street
 

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time2pretend said:
I still fucking lol at the fact that some scenes from Borat were shot in Romania because it perfectly captured the 3rd shithole vibe
Borat is a slayer, they never paid the dumb gipsies any money
 
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reminds me i got to spray the wasp nest on the side of my apt one of these days. fuck it i'm moving out i'll just keep them as pets til then
 
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