today on the train

[Ivan Fyodorovich]

this stupid manlet was standing awkwardly in the doorway as people were trying to enter the train. after waiting while everyone else has got off he stands with one foot in the train and one foot out and his back turned. I enter the train, knocking the guy to the ground. He's holding a woman's purse in one hand and out of it falls a bunch of morphine vials which he scrambles to pick up while still on the ground. Some guys help him up and another yells"put that shit away man"but I walk past without a word.

 

[Ivan Fyodorovich]

I'm Med master race this guy looked Guatemalan

 

[springfield]

was once on the late night train and saw a guy furiously jacking off a couple seats in front of me. fully exposed, pants around ankles 

i would have sucked him off if it wasnt illegal

 

[Darkman]

Weren't you going on about treating people kindly not to long ago?

 

[Ivan Fyodorovich]

Weren't you going on about treating people kindly not to long ago?

Crooks and dope users don't deserve kindness