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This is seriously brutal

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Bruno Mars is 5'5. It's over.
 
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realniggatime

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for any normal man = death sentence

for Bruno Mars = no problem

he still fucks 5'11ft young supermodels and makes millions of dollars a day.

fml

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Masterfaggot

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realniggatime said:
for any normal man = death sentence

for Bruno Mars = no problem

he still fucks 5'11ft young supermodels and makes millions of dollars a day.

fml

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i want him to urinate into my mouth tbh
 
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MasterFaggot said:
realniggatime said:
for any normal man = death sentence

for Bruno Mars = no problem

he still fucks 5'11ft young supermodels and makes millions of dollars a day.

fml

Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk

i want him to urinate into my mouth tbh
The username fits you well boyo
 

JustTheWayYouAre

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Comical, but at least his hypercompensation did a favor to him and made him famous, but doesn't suffice to cure his persisting feelings of inferiority, which he is confronted with on a daily basis.



Imagine a woman who would be staring at you like that. Her facial expression is self-explanatory, it's like she is witnessing some strange anomaly for the first time.
 

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I noticed during the half time show the camera angles, position and posture of his back up dancers were carefully planned so he was not height mugged
 

Amnesia

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OldRooster said:
I noticed during the half time show the camera angles, position and posture of his back up dancers were carefully planned so he was not height mugged

Yeah they do those camera angles on purpose just like in Uptown Funk music video  

 

those low camera angles pointing up making him look taller is 100% on purpose.
 
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