this is how you fix your hyoid bone for sure

PurpleDildo

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yesterday I accidentally burnt my throat with some hot potatoes, the pain still pulls up the muscles around the hyoid area giving me slayer tier submental whatever, hence I'm drugmaxxing with codeine along the antiseptic shit

so there you go guys, just 'burn your throat theory'

we had smash bone theory too and some of you actually tried it, this is far safer just don't be a pussy
 

Ldarloser

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I have been bashing my face on a enchanted rock because bonemashing theory is legit unlike burn throat theory. tbh I have been bashing my face on a enchanted rock of syphilis tomorrow I upgrade to rock of Sisyphus
 
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