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The warrior trait that sets apart Chads and Incels

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Having compact shits.

When incels eat a lot they'll shit a lot too. It takes a lot of time and it's nasty af. 
When Chads eat a lot they shit really low amounts like this:
 literally 30.000kcal


while incels have this:
 


Imagine a battle scenario against some tribe
Incel:
- Hears people attacking
- Incel tries to prepare for the attack
- Incels feels the need to shit
- Incels shits for 30 minutes
- Tribe of incel has been raped, plundered, killed and shat on

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Chad:
- Chad has a gut feeling (superior poop = superior gut).
- Chad attacks tribe while they even haven't decided to attack or not (gut feeling predicts future)
- Chad poops in his hand while rushing into enemy territory
- Chad throws compact 30kg shit and it kills 5 males because of the superior bouncing mechanism and it kills 1 more when it lands in his mouth and accidentally eats it. Due to high compact kcal he dies of kcal overdose



The only thing a incel is good for:


is obstacles. That's what incels are.. obstacles.
Incels can't attack nor defend so the only thing they can do is create something to slow others down.
 

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shit fertilizes soil and can also be used to make bricks for houses. The chad is one that feeds the tribe and puts a roof over their head
 

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Luca said:
this level of comedic autism is one of the perks of this forum


What do you mean by comedic
 

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You're low IQ if you think this isn't the most legit theory ever posted on lookism.

Just got done taking a microscopic shit myself
 

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x69 said:
Luca said:
this level of comedic autism is one of the perks of this forum


What do you mean by comedic

hilarious/hyperbolic/spergy, you name it

the point is that there is sentience and originality behind it, instead of the thread being some unoriginal witless butthurt weeping
 

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dough said:
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You're low IQ if you think this isn't the most legit theory ever posted on lookism.

Just got done taking a microscopic shit myself
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Its legit the most legit theory.

Compact shit theory is what years of lookism has resulted in. Years of knowledge about sex hormones and this still defeats all


inherited Feces said:

 :cope2:

jfl at not believing this and thinking its a joke

:cage:

Literally cucking urself
 

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WHAT IS YOUR SIZE OF THIS TRAIT TEST? I CANT IMAGINE U GOING TO CHAD AND INCELS ASKING ABOUT THEIR SHIT SIZE. OR DO U SEE THEIR PERFORMANCE AND RATE/MEASURE?
 

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misterbob said:
WHAT IS YOUR SIZE OF THIS TRAIT TEST? I CANT IMAGINE U GOING TO CHAD AND INCELS ASKING ABOUT THEIR SHIT SIZE. OR DO U SEE THEIR PERFORMANCE AND RATE/MEASURE?


Ever seen a Chad going shitting?

Incels always spend long time in the toilet
Yet nobody heard of chad going to the toilet
 

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Can fucking confirm.

I shit once per week, but it takes hours and end up devastated.
 

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it's only natural, superior males can absorb the most out of the things they eat, but incel subpar gut flora doesn't do the job properly: very little of the consumed food is reabsorbed by the body, resulting in bigger excretions and more time-consuming trips to the bathroom
 

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kill yourself, you autistic disgusting sub-human

just fucking cringe @ anazyling shit. what an absolute useless cuck you are


:goodfellas:


just end it at this point, you fucking gay loser
 

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avantgarde said:
it's only natural, superior males can absorb the most out of the things they eat, but incel subpar gut flora doesn't do the job properly: very little of the consumed food is reabsorbed by the body, resulting in bigger excretions and more time-consuming trips to the bathroom


:clap:   :glasses:


Throwing in the big facts


undisputed said:
kill yourself, you autistic disgusting sub-human

just fucking cringe @ anazyling shit. what an absolute useless cuck you are


:goodfellas:


just end it at this point, you fucking gay loser


You forgot "- sent from shitphone in the bathroom"

:cage: 
Somehow you also shit from your mouth. You have a lot of shit
:jordan:

Your ass is probably full of Chads cum rn so you have to resort to other ways to get your shit out. 
 

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CHAD SHITS A LOT SO HE CAN GET BLOWJOBS WHILE SHITTING AND WIPE ASS WITH STACY'S FACE AFTERWARDS. THIS SHOWS CHAD IS ALPHA TO STACY AND KEEPS HER IN HER PLACE. LOL AT THIS COPE
 

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x69 said:
You forgot "- sent from shitphone in the bathroom"

 
Somehow you also shit from your mouth. You have a lot of shit
 

Your ass is probably full of Chads cum rn so you have to resort to other ways to get your shit out. 

what an absolute gay submissive response, lmfao. this proves you're a low T feminine twink that loves to take it in the ass


:goodfellas:


reminder: you are a filthy worthless kurd. you were genocided for centuries and no one gives a shit, you son of a whore


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:datalol: :cage2:


you had your anus split open while crying, you little bitch. kill yourself, you feces loving gayfag


:jordan:
 
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