- Jul 6, 2015
prime jb said:legit. hes a framecel though and a 5'9'' manlet. isn't he gay IRL?
this guy would slay way more ceteris paribus -
Scar Tissue said:Colton sits on the couch in the living room of his frat house. 2 roided out football players like your guy agreed to stand the door for the night and he makes casual conversation with them; they talk about all the girls coming to the party tonight.
He runs up to his room to grab a handle hes been saving. Looking in the mirror he runs his hands through his thick hair and decides to unbutton the top two buttons of his Frank and Oak.
He goes downstairs and people have already filled the room. Music is loud. The girl's dance club just walked in. He sees cindy with her huge tits. He writes it off as a maybe. He sees Shannon with her fat ass. He's had her so many times he doesn't even want her. Jessica walks in and he decides it's time to break her in. He meets and greets all the girls. Guys hug him up and give him daps.
Colton mingles, plays a little pong and socializes. He's Vice president of the frat this year. It was a fucking unanimous decision. As a sophomore he wouldn't have been able to believe it but he had always been a natural born leader.
Roided out athletes show up and girls start to flirt with them. Colton walks up and every roided out jock stops to hear what he has to say. He jokes around and smiles that winning smile. He grabs Jessica by the hand off of the lap of some roided out low iq jock. Colton cant remember his name Jimmy garoppolo or some shit. But he says "I need to borrow her" for a second.
Two hours later Colton needs some vaseline because Jess is into Anal.
Heightmogged by pitt? Pitt is 5' 11HarryBalls said: