swaggyp1

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insanely good odds to make some good recreational money

obviously don't put your retirement savings in it, but if you have like a thousand bucks in your checking account, put it in, and next year, it will turn into $2300 or so

I'm immediately taking this money I earn and going straight to Colombia with it to enjoy the bachelor trip of a lifetime

I will invite my Nigerian friend along with me as well, and we will hit the bars like Rush Hour 4

Actually the best time to invest was probably last week, and you could've had 200% returns instead of just 100% returns
 

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go to columbia already u stupid gook
 

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What if... you Go to colombia and no Girl is Interested in you
I'm going straight after escorts

why would I go after regular people if I'm going to be there for like 10 days?

all girls that you see walking alone in the party district are prostitutes, normal girls are all in groups with mixed gender social circles
 

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What if... you Go to colombia and no Girl is Interested in you
For reference, go to the .me site and follow the trials of the black weeb guy in Japan

Though he did eventually get a blowjob, which he endlessly humblebragged about
 

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go to columbia already u stupid gook
no international flights are allowed in the country right now

even colombians aren't allowed in
 

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in normal times it's gambling

but right now, it's just easy guaranteed money
stock market should be a longterm market for companies to gain assets. i think investers should be forced to hold a stock atleast 1 year after they bought it and be unable to sell atleast 1 year after. a stock is not a casino marker, its part of a company. thats my way of seeing it. freemarket in all honour, but it dosent work without laws. we wouldnt be forced to borrow for stimulus packages and quantative easing, bailouts and so on if we regulated the stock market. nothing has changed at all since 2008!
 

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I have way more than that. $380k is just what I have in my trading account. I'm making at least a few grand a day from this shit.
this rings true

you need money to make money
 

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insanely good odds to make some good recreational money

obviously don't put your retirement savings in it, but if you have like a thousand bucks in your checking account, put it in, and next year, it will turn into $2300 or so

I'm immediately taking this money I earn and going straight to Colombia with it to enjoy the bachelor trip of a lifetime

I will invite my Nigerian friend along with me as well, and we will hit the bars like Rush Hour 4

Actually the best time to invest was probably last week, and you could've had 200% returns instead of just 100% returns
I gambled half my savings on stock option puts (betting the market will go down) and lost over 7k. JUST LOL at me. I'll make it back in a few months but still. Praying to Gandy that it's a dead cat bounce so I can at least exit. @TheMewingBBC @Comethazine