The curious case of women's tennis.

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I've been watching the Ladies Wimbledon that's going on at the moment. It's the most popular women's sport in the world and it really sucks compared to men's.

The women have so poor coordination and they just lumber around the court not to mention how unfit some of the top players are.

I guess it's only watched for the occasional flash of their underpants and jiggle of the mammaries. All of them wear skirts for some reason, I don't think it's more comfortable than wearing pants.
 
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Women's tennis generally makes me want to fucking vomit:

- The screaming from ball-bashing sluts like Shriekapova and the Williams' brothers is totally and utterly fucking unnecessary

- The fact that females get equal prize money to men effectively mean they are on a higher earning rate than men. Consider the £1,200,000 for the winning slut - who will undoubtedly cruise through her final in 53 mins. Compare that to the men's champion, who will get £1,200,000 for around 240 mins work, and be a damn sight more entertaining to boot. Preferential treatment in prize money has been given to women under the thin disguise of 'equality'

- The physical inconsistency. Sluts can win a first set 6-0 then lose the next 6-0 (or similar) frequently

- The depth of field is utterly shit compared to the men

- I am 99.9% convinced Serena Williams takes PEDs. She is built like Tyson, for fuck sake. Google 'serena panic room incident'

I'm going to Wimbledon myself next Monday - only a ground pass though so no show courts. However, I'll be damned if I am going to watch even 5 minutes of live shitcunt tennis.
 
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Yeah, I get a chubby when watching the tennis if there's some hot "lady" playing. Most of the top players are still built like tanks so it can be a hit and miss.
 
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@"Polysynthetic Sumatran Orangutan" Yulia looks like a low-grade Romanian escort, but with the thighs of an olympic powerlifter.

Differentiate between the beauty of some of the women and their game. Sharapova's looks cannot be denied, but her tennis is unguided ball-bashing with about as much finesse as an Alienfranco cumshot photo.
 
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I watched some of the end of the Watson - Serena match today and, once again, the AWFUL quality of women's tennis surprises me. Holy hell, the awful movement, serving, mental strength etc.

Also, was it just my imagination, or was the crowd literally cheering 50 % ironically? It kept cutting to guys in the crowd cheering like England had won the world cup. Everytime Serena screamed / squealed after she won a big point people would laugh.
 
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