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Joke
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So this just happened:
Earlier this evening I got back from leg/shoulder day and decided to walk home through the park to show off my gains and enviable physique.
Near the end of my walk, as I was strolling, I hear someone following behind me on the path. I glance back and see this young 8/10 skinny blonde. She's already looking straight into my eyes, so I quickly turn my head back around and carry on walking ahead. I instantly know at this point that she was checking me out when she came up on me. I slow down my walk very subtlety (partly so I could get a chance to look at her ass).. and after about 30 seconds or so she finally overtakes me. It's blatantly obvious she's manual walking at this point (she was exaggerating her hip sway) because she knows without a doubt that i'm going to be looking directly at her ass trying to evaluate her sexual attractiveness. It was absolutely outrageous. Her ass was fucking crazy tight. She had on grey skin-tight leggings, white nike trainers with her slim ankles showing, and a flimsy washed salmon tank top. Her long ash blonde hair was in a loose and highly feminine ponytail, and it was doing that thing guaranteed to give any man a diamond quality hard-on .. where it swings up high in the air effortlessly from side to side with each step. After about another minute of my gawking, she turns off down left to exit the path and this time swivels like 140 degrees and looks back at me. The image is still ingrained in my memory of what happened next. She fucking did this prolonged seductive smirk while looking at me, before swishing her hair the other way like a fucking L'Oreal advert and walked down the alternate path. No joke chums, I almost fucking died in that very spot. It should be illegal for JB to flirt like that and just walk away like nothing happened..
I'm used to getting frequent IOIs from girls, especially if i'm wearing gym clothes - but this was some next level shit. Maybe there is some truth to that 'all women want to be raped' theory? Seriously though, if this type of thing never happens to you then just visit gandy already.. you're beyond hope.
But alas, I of course didn't approach her or do any flirting back. I am simply born to be an incel and I have long since accepted that fact.
You never know, maybe I'll grow some balls and approach next time this happens though, chums (99.8% unlikely).
Cliffs:
Earlier this evening I got back from leg/shoulder day and decided to walk home through the park to show off my gains and enviable physique.
Near the end of my walk, as I was strolling, I hear someone following behind me on the path. I glance back and see this young 8/10 skinny blonde. She's already looking straight into my eyes, so I quickly turn my head back around and carry on walking ahead. I instantly know at this point that she was checking me out when she came up on me. I slow down my walk very subtlety (partly so I could get a chance to look at her ass).. and after about 30 seconds or so she finally overtakes me. It's blatantly obvious she's manual walking at this point (she was exaggerating her hip sway) because she knows without a doubt that i'm going to be looking directly at her ass trying to evaluate her sexual attractiveness. It was absolutely outrageous. Her ass was fucking crazy tight. She had on grey skin-tight leggings, white nike trainers with her slim ankles showing, and a flimsy washed salmon tank top. Her long ash blonde hair was in a loose and highly feminine ponytail, and it was doing that thing guaranteed to give any man a diamond quality hard-on .. where it swings up high in the air effortlessly from side to side with each step. After about another minute of my gawking, she turns off down left to exit the path and this time swivels like 140 degrees and looks back at me. The image is still ingrained in my memory of what happened next. She fucking did this prolonged seductive smirk while looking at me, before swishing her hair the other way like a fucking L'Oreal advert and walked down the alternate path. No joke chums, I almost fucking died in that very spot. It should be illegal for JB to flirt like that and just walk away like nothing happened..
I'm used to getting frequent IOIs from girls, especially if i'm wearing gym clothes - but this was some next level shit. Maybe there is some truth to that 'all women want to be raped' theory? Seriously though, if this type of thing never happens to you then just visit gandy already.. you're beyond hope.
But alas, I of course didn't approach her or do any flirting back. I am simply born to be an incel and I have long since accepted that fact.
You never know, maybe I'll grow some balls and approach next time this happens though, chums (99.8% unlikely).
Cliffs:
- 8/10 JB heavily flirted with me today
- Just fucking LOL if this hasn't happened to you
- (No approach was made)
