Should I book an escort to take my virginity?

Should I book an escort


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DyingHope

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I'm feeling more ready to "just do it" now, the new antidepressants are helping more with my anxiety, but not my depression so much.

 I made a new profile on plentyoffish and seeing as just very unattractive obese single mothers want to "just chat" and no one else messages me or replies. Well..it's reminded me how hard it will be to get anywhere now with women and have my sexual needs met. 

Maybe getting laid will help more, build my confidence and make me feel less depressed. I hope once it comes down to it that I don't get so nervous I can't get hard. But no use worrying, I need to do it the voice in my head says, or I could still be a virgin at 50! Should I do it or wait for a willing woman to give me a chance still?
 

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It will make you realize that sex is highly overrated and blows.
 

heilsa

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do it

prepare some viagra though and do nofap at least for a week before it. you are 40 and a virgin. the chances that u wont get boner are quit high if you dont prepare properly.
 

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I couldn't deal with the fact that I lost my virginity to an escort. I think it's better you go to a bar and try to bag yourself a 3/10 land whale and then see as many escorts as you want after that.
 

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iNeedHair said:
I couldn't deal with the fact that I lost my virginity to an escort. I think it's better you go to a bar and try to bag yourself a 3/10 land whale and then see as many escorts as you want after that.
This. Losing virginity with an escorts officially makes you a subhuman and creates more bitterness in you heart. Imagine losing virginity to an escort and then seeing HQNP couple in the bus. You would feel like even bigger human trash. 

Being a virgin is like purgatory. You still have hope for being normal and happy. Losing V card to an escort is like hell. You burn along with other subhumans. You see that HQNP couple, but you know you are not the same as they. You belong to a group of ultimate disgusting losers, like dirty construction workers and obese neckbeards. For ever.
 

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Jawline said:
iNeedHair said:
I couldn't deal with the fact that I lost my virginity to an escort. I think it's better you go to a bar and try to bag yourself a 3/10 land whale and then see as many escorts as you want after that.
This. Losing virginity with an escorts officially makes you a subhuman and creates more bitterness in you heart. Imagine losing virginity to an escort and then seeing HQNP couple in the bus. You would feel like even bigger human trash. 

Being a virgin is like purgatory. You still have hope for being normal and happy. Losing V card to an escort is like hell. You burn along with other subhumans. You see that HQNP couple, but you know you are not the same as they. You belong to a group of ultimate disgusting losers, like dirty construction workers and obese neckbeards. For ever.
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Actually I probably will feel worse afterwards and even more bitter and angry at women. But at least I will have stuck the p in the v. 

I'll try and book this sexy looking 22 year old blonde that I see lives near anyway. See her sometime next week hopefully.
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DyingHope

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Jawline said:
iNeedHair said:
I couldn't deal with the fact that I lost my virginity to an escort. I think it's better you go to a bar and try to bag yourself a 3/10 land whale and then see as many escorts as you want after that.
This. Losing virginity with an escorts officially makes you a subhuman and creates more bitterness in you heart. Imagine losing virginity to an escort and then seeing HQNP couple in the bus. You would feel like even bigger human trash. 

Being a virgin is like purgatory. You still have hope for being normal and happy. Losing V card to an escort is like hell. You burn along with other subhumans. You see that HQNP couple, but you know you are not the same as they. You belong to a group of ultimate disgusting losers, like dirty construction workers and obese neckbeards. For ever.
I probably will feel worse afterwards if I go through with it, I can imagine feeling even more bitter and resentful at women because of having to take this route, but at least I would have had put the P in the V finally.

Anyway, I have been looking on adultwork.com and there is a sexy looking 22 year old blonde that lives near by. I will try and book her for next week sometime, I'll need to phone her up and arrange it.
 

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at your age and fitness level I will be surprised if you can get it up for 2 minutes if at all
 

heilsa

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do it and dont duck out. if have the feeling you will duck out and use this "oh i dont want lose my virginity to an escort" as an execuse for it.

you are 40 man. dont forget that. there is no time left.
 

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heilsa said:
you are 40 man. dont forget that. there is no time left.
this is the problem in itself he will go suicidal after he finds out what a joke sex really is and what a moron he was in his entire life
 

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I thught you were younger. If you're 40 and still a virgin, then do it.
 
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