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Rate jesus christ. Would he slay in 2016

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That "reconstruction" has zero basis in fact and is totally unsubstantiated. It's not modeled after any real evidence of what Jesus himself looked like. It is based on what the "average Jew from that time" would have looked like (totally made up pigmentation and hair texture notwithstanding). 

The actual eyewitness reports of Jesus say that he had light brown hair and blue eyes.

Here is what the Shroud of Turin looks like:
 

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Amud said:
That "reconstruction" has zero basis in fact and is totally unsubstantiated. It's not modeled after any real evidence of what Jesus himself looked like. It is based on what the "average Jew from that time" would have looked like (totally made up pigmentation and hair texture notwithstanding). 

The actual eyewitness reports of Jesus say that he had light brown hair and blue eyes.

Here is what the Shroud of Turin looks like:

Yeah he didn't have blue eyes lol
Because crusaders didnt even enter the levant at the time lol if anything they were darker than the ones of today
He looked like a typical palestinian jew from the time

Heres DJ khaled palestinian muslim
 

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lol@Jesus being a high bf% ethnic and getting rejected by mortal women.

Not even Jesus meets today's women's standards.


Amud said:
The actual eyewitness reports of Jesus say that he had light brown hair and blue eyes.

Here is what the Shroud of Turin looks like:

:cage:

"eye witness"

Ever heard of a Chinese whisper? You whisper "the oak tree is taller than the lemon tree" to one person and they pass it on around a circle, onto the next person and so on and so on. When the last person reveals the original whisper, it's something like: "i planted a lemon tree" or some shit. And that's in a circle of kids in 5 minutes. Imagine how distorted an "eye witness" account gets over 1000s of years.
 

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Invisible said:
lol@Jesus being a high bf% ethnic and getting rejected by mortal women.

Not even Jesus meets today's women's standards.

Jesus was a low T pussy who should have roided up. Wouldn't have been crossed by those midget Romans then.    :lol:

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Anakind said:
Invisible said:
lol@Jesus being a high bf% ethnic and getting rejected by mortal women.

Not even Jesus meets today's women's standards.

Jesus was a low T pussy who should have roided up. Wouldn't have been crossed by those midget Romans then.    :lol:

@"RealRob"

Jesus was High T Alpha, because his mother Mary cucked Joseph with a slayer.
 

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rugby1233 said:
Anakind said:
Jesus was a low T pussy who should have roided up. Wouldn't have been crossed by those midget Romans then.    :lol:

@"RealRob"

Jesus was High T Alpha, because his mother Mary cucked Joseph with a slayer.

He had low prenatal T b/c his whore mother lived on junk food during the first weeks of pregnancy.   :lol:
 

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Anakind said:
rugby1233 said:
Jesus was High T Alpha, because his mother Mary cucked Joseph with a slayer.

He had low prenatal T b/c his whore mother lived on junk food during the first weeks of pregnancy.   :lol:

Joesph was cucked by a GOD and had their kid and raised them
Marry was 12 when she had jesus
 
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Amud said:
That "reconstruction" has zero basis in fact and is totally unsubstantiated. It's not modeled after any real evidence of what Jesus himself looked like. It is based on what the "average Jew from that time" would have looked like (totally made up pigmentation and hair texture notwithstanding). 

The actual eyewitness reports of Jesus say that he had light brown hair and blue eyes.

Here is what the Shroud of Turin looks like:

This
 

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EdSheeran said:
Anakind said:
He had low prenatal T b/c his whore mother lived on junk food during the first weeks of pregnancy.   :lol:

Joesph was cucked by a GOD and had their kid and raised them
Marry was 12 when she had jesus

By the Christian god who himself gets cucked by all other gods. I bet Mary had a creampie gangbang with the entire group of the Olympian gods when little fucking Jesus was three months old. I bet the first thing he saw was Zeus's Greek cock.    :lol:
 
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Anakind said:
EdSheeran said:
Joesph was cucked by a GOD and had their kid and raised them
Marry was 12 when she had jesus

By the Christian god who himself gets cucked by all other gods. I bet Mary had a creampie gangbang with the entire group of the Olympian gods when little fucking Jesus was three months old. I bet the first thing he saw was Zeus's Greek cock.    :lol:

Cope 
Christianity dominates the world and nerdics like you live under a christian country
 

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Jesus was Black. End of discussion.


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What kind of retard do you have to be to believe anything you read. 

You think people would have followed him if he was ugly? Use your brains people. 

Lookism101 here
 
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