I know this is a 'joke' post. Something out of '4chan' or whatever you young trolls post all the time.
I'm 45 years old and I don't consider it at all out of the question that a 50 year man who
1.) Is red pilled
2.) Can hold frame at all times
3.) Dresses Well
4.) Goes to the gym (this is crucial)
can snag an 18 y/o hottie. Even if he's bald and short (just look at Jason Statham). It's clear that this so called 'sexual harassment' charge is just an advanced form of a shit test like you rightly say. It will probably blow over.
I'd try a few, more nuanced,negs the next day.
And then wait outside the building after work, late if necessary. When she comes out, let you guard down and suggest drinks
Et voila as they say. But only the top 20% of men know this due to feminist corruption.