Pretty Sure A Chinese-Viet Girl Picked Me Up

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I'm at Barnes & Noble right now, and a woman just walked away with my number. Actually, she told me to call myself with her phone so that I would have hers also. This was under the pretext of a professional opportunity. I think she's some kind of MLM-type because she wasn't specific about the company she said she owned.


She asked me about my exraction first. That's how I know about hers. "Ethnic background," that's how she put it. I made sure to tell her my grandpa was from Novosibirsk, which is in the Asian part of Russia (LOL). She's Chinese and Viet but she talks a country dialect, not Mandarin.

What a great primitive body she had. Corn-fed titties, thick lips, a great ass. I am climbing the top of this pyramid (scheme), best believe.
 

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:nice:

now that i think about it barnes and nobles might be a legit place to pickup girls. the few times i've gone into them i've seen some pretty cute girls studying/reading in the cafe area. most of them are educated and HQNP by default
 

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I got approached. And I am not dressed well, ha-ha. Plus I'm working on about five days of not shaving, and my hair is needs a trim. Basically I look even worse than Tyler.
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LostTuna said:
:nice:

now that i think about it barnes and nobles might be a legit place to pickup girls. the few times i've gone into them i've seen some pretty cute girls studying/reading in the cafe area. most of them are educated and HQNP by default
I would strongly suggest it. Maybe even get a part-time job there.
 
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a thick corn-fed asian gave you IOIs? Or was she only talking to you to bait you into this scheme?

If it's the former then  :macho: :gymcel: :g:
 
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Dirty Blond said:
I'm at Barnes & Noble right now, and a woman just walked away with my number. Actually, she told me to call myself with her phone so that I would have hers also. This was under the pretext of a professional opportunity. I think she's some kind of MLM-type because she wasn't specific about the company she said she owned.


She asked me about my exraction first. That's how I know about hers. "Ethnic background," that's how she put it. I made sure to tell her my grandpa was from Novosibirsk, which is in the Asian part of Russia (LOL). She's Chinese and Viet but she talks a country dialect, not Mandarin.

What a great primitive body she had. Corn-fed titties, thick lips, a great ass. I am climbing the top of this pyramid (scheme), best believe.
Good stuff OP. Corn fed titties.

Just wondering though, what's up with the woman in your avatar and sig? Am I strange to find her repulsive?
 

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MushroomCloud said:
Dirty Blond said:
I'm at Barnes & Noble right now, and a woman just walked away with my number. Actually, she told me to call myself with her phone so that I would have hers also. This was under the pretext of a professional opportunity. I think she's some kind of MLM-type because she wasn't specific about the company she said she owned.


She asked me about my exraction first. That's how I know about hers. "Ethnic background," that's how she put it. I made sure to tell her my grandpa was from Novosibirsk, which is in the Asian part of Russia (LOL). She's Chinese and Viet but she talks a country dialect, not Mandarin.

What a great primitive body she had. Corn-fed titties, thick lips, a great ass. I am climbing the top of this pyramid (scheme), best believe.
Good stuff OP. Corn fed titties.

Just wondering though, what's up with the woman in your avatar and sig? Am I strange to find her repulsive?
Most people don't like her, but I have a big crush because she's like a perfect storm of what I like in a woman: French, Asian, big tits, no tattoos, hates social media, etc.
 

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Dirty Blond said:
MushroomCloud said:
Good stuff OP. Corn fed titties.

Just wondering though, what's up with the woman in your avatar and sig? Am I strange to find her repulsive?
Most people don't like her, but I have a big crush because she's like a perfect storm of what I like in a woman: French, Asian, big tits, no tattoos, hates social media, etc.
shes just one of those girls with one of those faces that can be interpreted as attractive or unattractive
 

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She just called me. Didn't leave a message. People don't do that anyway, but I'm surprised she didn't text instead.
 
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