[Official] Slayercon: 2015 (it's happening in Canada)

Vertu

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Of course, I'm hosting.  My house is situated next to a big party university. What we'll be doing:


---> Crashing parties and banging freshmen university sluts.

---> Double teaming high school bitches from my Facebook.

---> Maxing out sportbikes on local streets.

---> Scheming highly scrupulous money making methods.



Requirements to show up at Slayercon 2015:

Height: 6'1 minimum.

Body: Naturally slim and or muscled with visible 6 pack.


Face: 1.8 FWHR minimum. 0.95 mid face ratio minimum. Masculine facial features, no high-E feminine pretty cunts.

Ethnicity: 100% white, preferably dirty blonde with gold skin like me. If you're fucking ethnic be NO LESS than an 8/10.

T levels: 800ng/L minimum.

Bad boy experience: Minimum of 5 schools fights. Minimum of 10 elementary school suspensions. Sat in the back of a police car. Dealt with Polish and Balkan felons and drug dealers. Involved in some sort of illegal activities at one point in your life.

Athleticism: Started on AT LEAST 2 sport teams. Preferably in either basketball or volleyball. 30 inch vertical.

Personality: Assertive, cool and upbeat, naturally extroverted.

 

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lol @ volleyball though. beta sport number 1
 

Vertu

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heilsa said:
lol @ volleyball though. beta sport number 1
It's a sport I can relate to.

I'm not going to demand "have experience playing rugby" when I've never played rugby myself.

jeebusreekris said:
Yeah thats gonna happen

Already have 2 PM's. Looks like we've got a bunch of undercover slayers up in this bitch. You mad?
 

heilsa

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Vertu said:
heilsa said:
lol @ volleyball though. beta sport number 1
It's a sport I can relate to.

I'm not going to demand "have experience playing rugby" when I've never played rugby myself.
i thought everbody in canada is playin hockey ?
 
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Personality: Assertive, cool and upbeat, naturally extroverted.


That's the only requirement that I can't fullfil, am I still allowed to attend?
 
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Do we have to meet every single requirement or just one? I'm white, as for everything else, I don't meet a single one.
 

Arjen Robery

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Slayercon attendees:

Chad Thundercock
Brock Poundhard
Butch Bricklayer
Rick Vanderhammer
Brad Ironstag
Chang Thunderwang
Sanchez Chicostick
Tyrone
Nick Lightningdick
Brent Bulldozer
Drew Drillmaster
Sean Shatterskull
Jake Jawbreaker
Kurt Rampagegangbang
Bruce Stonecrusher
Thad Castle
Kurt Everhard
Nate Nerdrape
Brett Jawstrong
Kurt Wellbourne
Dick Fury
Chance Armstrong
Zac Ironfort
Luke Bison
Paul Power
Guy Fuchs
Chas Poundstone
Rod Longbarrow
Nate Matesyourmother
Harry Himenshreder
Hank Hunkman
Dirk Everhard
Curt Cobratraps
 

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What university buddyboy,  i live in canada and im going to a huge party university in  a month, i can be your inside guy
 
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Vertu said:
Requirements to show up at Slayercon 2015:

Height: 6'1 minimum.

Body: Naturally slim and or muscled with visible 6 pack.


Face: 0.95 mid face ratio minimum.


Your wet dream leonardo dicaprio fails on these two regards.
 

Boss

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Why cant a manlet come I will make all you 6'0+ look taller
 

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Arjen Robery said:
Slayercon attendees:

Chad Thundercock
Brock Poundhard
Butch Bricklayer
Rick Vanderhammer
Brad Ironstag
Chang Thunderwang
Sanchez Chicostick
Tyrone
Nick Lightningdick
Brent Bulldozer
Drew Drillmaster
Sean Shatterskull
Jake Jawbreaker
Kurt Rampagegangbang
Bruce Stonecrusher
Thad Castle
Kurt Everhard
Nate Nerdrape
Brett Jawstrong
Kurt Wellbourne
Dick Fury
Chance Armstrong
Zac Ironfort
Luke Bison
Paul Power
Guy Fuchs
Chas Poundstone
Rod Longbarrow
Nate Matesyourmother
Harry Himenshreder
Hank Hunkman
Dirk Everhard
Curt Cobratraps

 i lold
 
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