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Of course, I'm hosting. My house is situated next to a big party university. What we'll be doing:
---> Crashing parties and banging freshmen university sluts.
---> Double teaming high school bitches from my Facebook.
---> Maxing out sportbikes on local streets.
---> Scheming highly scrupulous money making methods.
Requirements to show up at Slayercon 2015:
Height: 6'1 minimum.
Body: Naturally slim and or muscled with visible 6 pack.
Face: 1.8 FWHR minimum. 0.95 mid face ratio minimum. Masculine facial features, no high-E feminine pretty cunts.
Ethnicity: 100% white, preferably dirty blonde with gold skin like me. If you're fucking ethnic be NO LESS than an 8/10.
T levels: 800ng/L minimum.
Bad boy experience: Minimum of 5 schools fights. Minimum of 10 elementary school suspensions. Sat in the back of a police car. Dealt with Polish and Balkan felons and drug dealers. Involved in some sort of illegal activities at one point in your life.
Athleticism: Started on AT LEAST 2 sport teams. Preferably in either basketball or volleyball. 30 inch vertical.
Personality: Assertive, cool and upbeat, naturally extroverted.
---> Crashing parties and banging freshmen university sluts.
---> Double teaming high school bitches from my Facebook.
---> Maxing out sportbikes on local streets.
---> Scheming highly scrupulous money making methods.
Requirements to show up at Slayercon 2015:
Height: 6'1 minimum.
Body: Naturally slim and or muscled with visible 6 pack.
Face: 1.8 FWHR minimum. 0.95 mid face ratio minimum. Masculine facial features, no high-E feminine pretty cunts.
Ethnicity: 100% white, preferably dirty blonde with gold skin like me. If you're fucking ethnic be NO LESS than an 8/10.
T levels: 800ng/L minimum.
Bad boy experience: Minimum of 5 schools fights. Minimum of 10 elementary school suspensions. Sat in the back of a police car. Dealt with Polish and Balkan felons and drug dealers. Involved in some sort of illegal activities at one point in your life.
Athleticism: Started on AT LEAST 2 sport teams. Preferably in either basketball or volleyball. 30 inch vertical.
Personality: Assertive, cool and upbeat, naturally extroverted.
