Nothing can be worse. This is brutal

[short man]

If you are short,  ugly, fat, bald, with a retruded maxilla and pale. Setting yourself on fire would be a relief.

 

[modified]

I'm short, ugly, skinnyfat, asymmetric, excessive chinned, narrow faced, tiny wristed, and ethnic. I think I can give you a run for your money.

 

[iNeedHair]

If you are short,  ugly, fat, bald, with a retruded maxilla and pale. Setting yourself on fire would be a relief.

I'm all three. Where do I pick up my award?

 

[Jesus Christ]

Grow a beard and run LOTR dwarf game. Girl's are gonna find you baddass.

 

[modified]

If you are short,  ugly, fat, bald, with a retruded maxilla and pale. Setting yourself on fire would be a relief.

I'm all three. Where do I pick up my award?

You're not ugly or bald.

 

[springfield]

I'm the exact opposite of all that but my penis is small.

 

[iNeedHair]

You're not ugly or bald.

Well then WHY am I still a 23 year-old virgin?!!?

 

[short man]

I'm short, ugly, skinnyfat, asymmetric, excessive chinned, narrow faced, tiny wristed, and ethnic. I think I can give you a run for your money.

Dude, how do you even live?

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If you are short,  ugly, fat, bald, with a retruded maxilla and pale. Setting yourself on fire would be a relief.

I'm all three. Where do I pick up my award?

At the gas station. Pour a couple of gallons of gas and light a match.

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I'm the exact opposite of all that but my penis is small.

In your case then just go gay and get fucked in the ass. At least you will be getting love from a big old dude with a big dick in your ass.

 

[Bojack]

It could be worse, you could be an incel as well

 

[short man]

It could be worse, you could be an incel as well

All those traits make you a de facto incel.

 

[UnWorthy]

If you are short,  ugly, fat, bald, with a retruded maxilla and pale. Setting yourself on fire would be a relief.

This is the best thing that can happen to you, apart from being Chad ofc. Just flush yourself, there is no hope for you. It's an easy decision.

It's way worse having just one or two major flaws. You know you could fix it but it will take time, money and it will be painful and you never know how it will turn out. It's this uncertainty that's killing you.

 

[short man]

If you are short,  ugly, fat, bald, with a retruded maxilla and pale. Setting yourself on fire would be a relief.

This is the best thing that can happen to you, apart from being Chad ofc. Just flush yourself, there is no hope for you. It's an easy decision.

It's way worse having just one or two major flaws. You know you could fix it but it will take time, money and it will be painful and you never know how it will turn out. It's this uncertainty that's killing you.

Even money can't fix it. Gold diggers will give yo enough IOI to marry you and then take the money and fuck more Chads. NObody wants you when you are ugly. Life is a scam.

 

[NoLMS]

If you are short,  ugly, fat, bald, with a retruded maxilla and pale. Setting yourself on fire would be a relief.

I'm all three. Where do I pick up my award?

Also ethnic. Don't forget ethnic, bro.

 

[short man]

I'm all three. Where do I pick up my award?

Also ethnic. Don't forget ethnic, bro.

Legit. That's actually worse, someone pale could get a tan, if you are ethnic make sure you soak in your skin with gasoline before you light the match and drink some too.

 

[modified]

You're not ugly or bald.

Well then WHY am I still a 23 year-old virgin?!!?

Because you don't actually hit on girls in high enough numbers to succeed?