NoFap: "INSANE Testosterone spike tonight."

Ponglenis

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"I'm at 38 days hard mode. Tonight I was at the gym and as I pushed my first rep of dumbell chest press, I noticed something felt VERY different. I felt a significant increase in strength and energy. Oh My GOSH! It was so obvious that I was hitting a testosterone spike. I literally felt like a gladiator. I moved up in weight in almost of all of my exercises and had one of the most intense workouts I've had in a LONG time.
I know this testosterone spike stuff is real, because I just experienced it BIG TIME tonight. I told the guy I was working with that I was spiking, and immediately he asked "do you have a girlfriend?" I replied with "No, I'm basically celebate." Then he says "that's why." I was like. Hmm... this is interesting..
I also noticed that my voice was deeper. I spoke loud, clear, and assertively. I looked people in the eye and my presence was strong.
Also, every girl in the whole gym was eyeing me, and that includes the 9s and 10s. In fact the best looking girl in the gym couldn't keep her eyes off me.
There is absolutely no going back for me now. The effects of cutting out lust from my life are unreal. I mean I just feel like a warrior all the time now. I don't want to mess that up at all."

:cage:
 

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this might be legit you mongs, im trying it right now but cant go past 7 days ffs
 

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I have noticed that redditors type like middle aged female bloggers with thyroid issues.

Pathetic specimens.
 

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The Third said:
I have noticed that redditors type like middle aged female bloggers with thyroid issues.

Pathetic specimens.

+1
 

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The Third said:
I have noticed that redditors type like middle aged female bloggers with thyroid issues.

Pathetic specimens.

:cage2:
 
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I NoFap, but, the claims made my the NoFap subreddit are fucking ridiculous. The only thing it's good for, is having more energy during the day, and that's it. The only notable anecdotal NoFap benefit  that motivates me the most to do it is that music tends to sound better and I get more of a dopamine rush from it.
 

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Dan said:
Masturbation is as much a normal biological function as taking a dump. The whole "no fap" thing is one of the dumbest fads to plague the male internet community. Not only are its benefits completely unsubstantiated but a lack of masturbation is very unhealthy. The problem is these internet-addicted kids who spend hours every day doing absolutely nothing productive, and instead of getting a life, getting some friends, going outside, lifting weights, doing some sports, they blame masturbation for all their problems when THEIR PROBLEMS ARE WHY THEY MASTURBATE.
 

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Dan said:
Masturbation is as much a normal biological function as taking a dump. The whole "no fap" thing is one of the dumbest fads to plague the male internet community. Not only are its benefits completely unsubstantiated but a lack of masturbation is very unhealthy. The problem is these internet-addicted kids who spend hours every day doing absolutely nothing productive, and instead of getting a life, getting some friends, going outside, lifting weights, doing some sports, they blame masturbation for all their problems when THEIR PROBLEMS ARE WHY THEY MASTURBATE.
 
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i bet his an indian


they have a vibe of pua tier pseud-superiority around them every time they post on forums
 

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The Third said:
I have noticed that redditors type like middle aged female bloggers with thyroid issues.

Pathetic specimens.

:cage:


Ponglenis said:
reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/448zi5/insane_testosterone_spike_tonight/

"I'm at 38 days hard mode. Tonight I was at the gym and as I pushed my first rep of dumbell chest press, I noticed something felt VERY different. I felt a significant increase in strength and energy. Oh My GOSH! It was so obvious that I was hitting a testosterone spike. I literally felt like a gladiator. I moved up in weight in almost of all of my exercises and had one of the most intense workouts I've had in a LONG time.
I know this testosterone spike stuff is real, because I just experienced it BIG TIME tonight. I told the guy I was working with that I was spiking, and immediately he asked "do you have a girlfriend?" I replied with "No, I'm basically celebate." Then he says "that's why." I was like. Hmm... this is interesting..
I also noticed that my voice was deeper. I spoke loud, clear, and assertively. I looked people in the eye and my presence was strong.
Also, every girl in the whole gym was eyeing me, and that includes the 9s and 10s. In fact the best looking girl in the gym couldn't keep her eyes off me.
There is absolutely no going back for me now. The effects of cutting out lust from my life are unreal. I mean I just feel like a warrior all the time now. I don't want to mess that up at all."

:cage:


:cage:
 

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I wonder how the men on nofap feel after being mocked that hard.
 

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Dan said:
Masturbation is as much a normal biological function as taking a dump. The whole "no fap" thing is one of the dumbest fads to plague the male internet community. Not only are its benefits completely unsubstantiated but a lack of masturbation is very unhealthy. The problem is these internet-addicted kids who spend hours every day doing absolutely nothing productive, and instead of getting a life, getting some friends, going outside, lifting weights, doing some sports, they blame masturbation for all their problems when THEIR PROBLEMS ARE WHY THEY MASTURBATE.

:clap:
 

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Dan said:
Masturbation is as much a normal biological function as taking a dump. The whole "no fap" thing is one of the dumbest fads to plague the male internet community. Not only are its benefits completely unsubstantiated but a lack of masturbation is very unhealthy. The problem is these internet-addicted kids who spend hours every day doing absolutely nothing productive, and instead of getting a life, getting some friends, going outside, lifting weights, doing some sports, they blame masturbation for all their problems when THEIR PROBLEMS ARE WHY THEY MASTURBATE.

No fap is about abstaining from porn and not abstaining from masturbation, you mong!
 
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Why do normalfags always overrate average women so much? You ask for a picture of the supposed 9/10 and it always turns out to be some average as fuck plank.
 

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Dan said:
Anakind said:
No fap is about abstaining from porn and not abstaining from masturbation, you mong!

No, that's no porn.  :cool:

Fapping generally refers to watching porn and wanking the monkey to it. So no fap is generally NOT doing that.   :cool:
 
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