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NEW WAY TO INCREASE DICK LENGTH! (DICKCELS GTFIH!)

Deliciadecu

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I've just found out a new revolutionary way to increase your dick size


It follows the same principle as Jelq, stretching the dick by forcing the blood flow to the most extreme parts of the dick (the head basically)

taking this in consideration and applying the laws of physics I come here to present you:


Helicoping


It's pretty simple really, just rotate your dick at 80-90% erection for a couple of minutes everyday




Since this is a centrifuge movement, the blood will be forced agaisnt your dick's head making it expand a bit more every day

[img=400x383]https://bitesizebio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/centrifugal-force.jpg[/img]


GROUNDBREAKING THEORY OF 2019!!!!

:steaming:
 

Magnifique

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I've heard about some new surgery.
Costs $15,000.
But is supposably legit.
 

aspiedotnet

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Imagine if a normal person had a camera access 24/7 into incel life


brb checking at 7 am in the morning and this guy smashes his skull, brb checking at 2pm and this guy is stretching his dick
 
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Deliciadecu said:
I've just found out a new revolutionary way to increase your dick size


It follows the same principle as Jelq, stretching the dick by forcing the blood flow to the most extreme parts of the dick (the head basically)

taking this in consideration and applying the laws of physique I come here to present you:


Helicoping


It's pretty simple really, just rotate your dick at 80-90% erection for a couple of minutes everyday




Since this is a centrifuge movement, the blood will be forced agaisnt your dick's head making it expand a bit more every day

[img=400x383]https://bitesizebio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/centrifugal-force.jpg[/img]


GROUNDBREAKING THEORY OF 2019!!!!

:steaming:

Hypergamy is bad enough in 2019 I'm willing to try this tbh.
 

Josh

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SayNoToRotting

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I mean... this doesn't even sound too wrong

Afterall blood flow is crucial for growth it seems. Just look outside and all the niggas with red heads and red hands also have big heads and big hands
 

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SayNoToRotting said:
I mean... this doesn't even sound too wrong

Afterall blood flow is crucial for growth it seems. Just look outside and all the niggas with red heads and red hands also have big heads and big hands
permaboner theory
 

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:cage2:aspiedotnet said:
Imagine if a normal person had a camera access 24/7 into incel life


brb checking at 7 am in the morning and this guy smashes his skull, brb checking at 2pm and this guy is stretching his dick

this tbh
:cage2: :goodfellas:
 

Josh

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aspiedotnet said:
Imagine if a normal person had a camera access 24/7 into incel life


brb checking at 7 am in the morning and this guy smashes his skull, brb checking at 2pm and this guy is stretching his dick

Brb 4pm emailing surgeons
 

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aspiedotnet said:
Imagine if a normal person had a camera access 24/7 into incel life


brb checking at 7 am in the morning and this guy smashes his skull, brb checking at 2pm and this guy is stretching his dick


all to no avail
 
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