NASA will pay you 18k USD if you stay in bed for 70 days straight for science

[The Masked Magician]

http://washingtonweeklynews.com/nasa-will-pay-you-18000-to-stay-in-bed-for-70-straight-days/

I think you can still apply for this science project. You just need to rot 70 days straight in the bed and get paid for it.

 

[Anakind]

Lol, it's the perfect job for most incels here. They don't do anything else anyway.   :lol:

 

[NormalfagsPissMeOff]

You aren't allowed to lift your head if I undrrstand it correctly.

That's WAY tougher than it sounds. You will go insane after a while.

I bet most people quit before the 70 day mark.

 

[The Masked Magician]

That's WAY tougher than it sounds. You will go insane after a while.

If you got a good gaming laptop then it's not that hard.

 

[Jim Ferguson]

Best way to die from a heart attack

:legit:

 

[NormalfagsPissMeOff]

That's WAY tougher than it sounds. You will go insane after a while.

If you got a good gaming laptop then it's not that hard.

The article is missleading. You aren't just 'staying in bed'.

Participants' beds will be tilted backwards at a six-degree angle, with the head lower than the feet, to prompt cardiovascular stress similar to that experienced by astronauts in space.

 

[paulus]

You aren't allowed to lift your head if I undrrstand it correctly.

That's WAY tougher than it sounds. You will go insane after a while.

I bet most people quit before the 70 day mark.

Who but a true rotter can master this challenge?

Rot yourself to GREATNESS. Rot yourself to a lvl where noone has rotted before.

 

[Happy Rotter]

Paid to rot? Holy shit, living the dream lol

 

[NormalfagsPissMeOff]

Read
http://www.vice.com/read/nasa-patient-8179-200

 

[paulus]

If you got a good gaming laptop then it's not that hard.

The article is missleading. You aren't just 'staying in bed'.

Participants' beds will be tilted backwards at a six-degree angle, with the head lower than the feet, to prompt cardiovascular stress similar to that experienced by astronauts in space.

Ideal bc its prevents folds

 

[Emil_King]

fucking lol @ anyone who does this

on top of that, 18K is nothing.

 

[MewingAllDay]

fuck that, my muscles would atrophy into skinnyfat phsyique that i once had

 

[The Masked Magician]

If you got a good gaming laptop then it's not that hard.

The article is missleading. You aren't just 'staying in bed'.

Participants' beds will be tilted backwards at a six-degree angle, with the head lower than the feet, to prompt cardiovascular stress similar to that experienced by astronauts in space.

Basically like a decline bench then. Gymcels would be extra suited for this 70-day challenge.

 

[paulus]

@"sekrets"

Call from fate

Make your fellow rotters happy

 

[Koksal Baba]

Shiiiiii~
This shit sounds straight out like the beginning of Metal Gear V phantom pain!

Not legit at all, fuck the 18k.

 

[PRYGOD]

     

 

[Invisible]

While PUAs approach women at a 45 degree angle, incels rot at a 6 degree angle

 

[paulus]

While PUAs approach women at a 45 degree angle, incels rot at a 6 degree angle

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[gold]

18K ???

hahahaha

fucking greedy faggots


that money is shit for them

pathetic