Names for your Penis

[GeneticLottery]

Let's hear the name you give to your penis...


Any stories about how it got it's name are welcome too + Any jokes about what OTHER USERS call their dicks.


Mine is called Edward Cullen. It never goes outside

 

[igesio]

mrz

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or brotha techno, because it has a small head

 

[SEAN O'DONIS]

"youCouldHaveBeenHugeButYouArenT"

 

[Brotha Techno]

horse cock

true story

 

[Slayer]

Hide & Seek




Because ready or not




Here it comes

 

[Happy Go Lucky]

Beautiful.

 

[Tekken]

one girl called it an "anal dick" because it's long and thin.

 

[Nizoral Babe]

Little Jon. My balls were named Biggie / Smalls. Srs.

 

[GeneticDeadEnd]

brotha techno, because it has a small head

 

[King Chad]

KKK Grand Wizard Stiffrod


it hates black pussy

 

[GeneticLottery]

Bump. Giving this thread a new life, as I love penis

 

[kibo]

Bump. Giving this thread a new life, as I love penis

 

[Lostmyoldaccountcel]

god's gift to woman

 

[Currycel]

tiny

 

[iftsj]

Le mong supreme