Vertu
Joke
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- Jun 29, 2015
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She's usually back at around 4 or 5 with a bunch of groceries (fruits, veggies, fish) but she's 3 fucking hours late today?
Like here I am, I am HUNGRY, I am craving for some dried fucking figs:
SO WHERE IS THIS BITCH? What if she's screwing a Chad right now this very second?
I am calling her and SHE'S NOT ANSWERING. I AM HUNGRY. AND NO I'M NOT WALKING TO THE GROCERY STORE. THAT'S WHAT MOTHERS ARE FOR.
Like here I am, I am HUNGRY, I am craving for some dried fucking figs:

SO WHERE IS THIS BITCH? What if she's screwing a Chad right now this very second?

I am calling her and SHE'S NOT ANSWERING. I AM HUNGRY. AND NO I'M NOT WALKING TO THE GROCERY STORE. THAT'S WHAT MOTHERS ARE FOR.