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fuck boyos I can't stop laughing 

my buddy is pure incel, so much so that he learned Chinese in order to move to China

but it didn't work out for him with a job there or something

but I was over at his place today and I heard somebody sneeze

i asked him who the hell else is here and he freaks out and says nobody 

i say don't lie phaggot, if you've got a girl then props to your incel ass

he says yea ok but she's really shy and has social anxiety and doesn't want to see anyone right now

i say ok cool, no problem, so did you bang yet? 

he says yea all the time, i say cool, high five him for losing his v card

we talk a little more then i see the door open and she shuts it real fast when she sees me

im like oh a asian girl, those chinese language classes paid off eh? 

and he flips out on me telling me not to judge him that it's hard to get a gf etc...

i tell him to relax, i don't think less of him for having a chinese gf im sure she's great

we talk some more.... i ask about his relationship with her

he comes clean and says that he went to an "asian spa" for sex

and when she found out that 

1) he's white

2 he's damn near fluent in mandarin 

she and another girl there latched onto him as if their lives dependend on it

at first he thought maybe they were sex slaves and needed to escape

turns out they make about $80,000 a year each doing massages and handjobs

but their life in america sucks because they don't speak any english 

both are single moms with kids back in China and came to make $$$ here in the us

but they were living with their boss, but he treats them like shit and makes them work 12-14 hours a day, 7 days a week

they hung out a few times, just asking for basic help with things like getting their own phone lines and sending money back home

because their boss would do that, but spy on the phone and take 50% of any money they sent to China

after a few weeks, they asked to move in with him

they pay rent + utilities

ask him for help with a bunch of random and stupid shit (like how to use a vending machine) 

they both say they love him and treat him like a boyfriend

give him massages, kisses, hold hands, fuck him, etc

but he's smart enough to know better

one of them is 24, fake tits, very thin, pretty hot

the other is 33, decent looking but cooks for him every night

before i left they asked in broken english if I wanted any "spa girls" to come live with me

that they would take care of me and "make you the happiest man ever" 

i had to bounce  :lol:

don't know what to feel for my buddy

on one hand at least he's getting regular sex, but i'm sure those girls do much more than just handjobs and massages to make $80,000 a year at an asian spa

he's like king of the incels

banging asian hookers without having to go to asia

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Sounds like your buddy has it pretty good tbh. learning mandarin and saving middle aged Chinese hookers from their pimp is the only way i'm ever getting laid. If he's got them living with him he might as well start up his own whore house. I would start my own and have regular sex on the employee agreement, but truth is i'm not dom enough to control hookers. they will probably keep my commission and steal regular clients then make fun me behind my back.
 
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layingdown said:
on one hand at least he's getting regular sex, but i'm sure those girls do much more than just handjobs and massages to make $80,000 a year at an asian spa
In the land of professional cuddlers, handjobs might very well fetch $80k, especially if they are working 14h days.




 

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lol guys there is no way the girls are only doing handjobs

they either go legit

or 100% whore

he raw dogs both, i hope they don't let any clients go bareback

i'm happy for him on one hand

but worried on the other

also a little bit jealous

a little bit jealous, that 24 yo had a banging body and she was in jeans and tshirt

i can only imagine how sweet those bolt ons look when shes naked
 
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