Lying on Lovoo/Tinder/Badoo about your age to get jbs

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Setting your age as sub 18 so sub18 yos appear instead of 18+ only, then telling them you are 10 years older. In my case 16 is legal like in most developed countries, would you go for it?
There's no way I could lie tho. What if it actually works? It would be the end of it if she discovers you lied about your age, shit may even backfire and put you in trouble, so one would need to say your age pretty soon after chating up for the first time.

Anyone did pull this off??
 

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You could but then you would never be able to ltr cuz it would be based on a lie
 

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Lorebin said:
I wouldnt do that, I prefer 18-20 girls
Girls aged 17.9 yo are disgusting, right? But magically on their 18th birthday, they become both beautiful and legal. What a coincidence, eh?
 

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Lorebin said:
I wouldnt do that, I prefer 18-20 girls
Girls aged 17.9 yo are disgusting, right? But magically on their 18th birthday, they become both beautiful and legal. What a coincidence, eh?
Yes, because I don't want to go to jail.

Also girls >18 have graduated high school which is the first real hoop they have to jump through. You can see who they are by what they do in the first year or two after that. Up until graduating high school, everything is predetermined for them.

Anyway, girls <18 don't want me and I'm not interested in running for office to change AoC so it's irrelevant.

I'm also thinking about making a new online profile with a false age 5-7 years younger. Girls at my age are horrible and all look 5-10 years older than me too.
 

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mrz said:
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Yes, because I don't want to go to jail.

Also girls >18 have graduated high school which is the first real hoop they have to jump through. You can see who they are by what they do in the first year or two after that. Up until graduating high school, everything is predetermined for them.

Anyway, girls <18 don't want me and I'm not interested in running for office to change AoC so it's irrelevant.

I'm also thinking about making a new online profile with a false age 5-7 years younger. Girls at my age are horrible and all look 5-10 years older than me too.
So you prefer 18+ girls because you prefer not getting in trouble for fucking younger girls. That isn't really what most people mean when they say they prefer girls of a certain age brah.
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We should design a secure JB distribution dating application that minimizes law enforcements ability to penetrate into it with sting operations or to monitor it, and then promote it heavily to JBs ;).
I prefer older girls because:

- I don't want to get arrested
- I'm too short/ugly/minority for parents to approve of and girls <18 don't live alone.
- Younger girls don't want guys my age
- People will treat me like a pedophile if I tried to get younger girls
- I couldn't let any of my friends/family know if I was dating younger girls for that reason

18 year olds look young as fuck to me as it is. I can't see much justification for going below that when it's all risk and no reward.

I find it ironic how most of the posters who go on and on and on about wanting JB couldn't even get any of those girls if it was legal. Hot JB girls fuck Chads in their class at school. Just like hot 18 year olds fuck the jocks at university. You think in countries where the AoC is 14 it's all 25 year old incels fucking prime 15 year olds? Give me a break.

Stop mentally masturbating over something that has no benefit or relevance for you.
 

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mrz said:
Of course you will never fuck JBs if that is your attitude, you are just a defeatest who gave up before he even tried. I can understand not trying to fuck JBs because you are scared of the law and zombies frowning about it, but you should at least be pissed off about how you got fucked over and never got to fuck a JB.
That's retarded. I never got to fuck a JB for the same reason I can't fuck a porn star quality girl now. It's all the same thing. Fixating on the "JB" aspect of it is retarded and makes no sense.
 

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Enough of this "JB" shit you fucking disgusting scoundrels.

It's just pussy. Relax yourselves. Take a deep breath, grab a fucking napkin, wipe the drool off your fucking mouth, and relax.

Will you autists ever get it? Or must I spoon feed you the answers to life day in day fucking out.
 

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mrz said:
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That's retarded. I never got to fuck a JB for the same reason I can't fuck a porn star quality girl now. It's all the same thing. Fixating on the "JB" aspect of it is retarded and makes no sense.
Have fun feeling like you don't deserve to fuck JBs even if you could get them to consent to you, 30 year old post wall girls need guys too.

I'm going to be upset and complain about it though, my government says I can't fuck girls that are legal in Germany even if they consent to sex, and instead they let Chads and guys who don't give a fuck about following the law monopolize all of the prime girls. You are just a cuck really.
Where I live I can legally fuck 16 year olds. So what? I'm never going to. You're not going to either. You just focus on the legal "injustice" to distract from the fact that attractive girls of any age don't want you anyway.
 

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mrz said:
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Where I live I can legally fuck 16 year olds. So what? I'm never going to. You're not going to either. You just focus on the legal "injustice" to distract from the fact that attractive girls of any age don't want you anyway.
You aren't even going to try to so what do you expect? If you live in a country with legal to fuck 16 year olds and you can legally use Tinder to approach them, why do you want to have fewer girls you can swipe on? Wouldn't you rather be able to swipe on 16 and 17 year old girls too, maybe one of them will let you fuck her? You are like whatever I don't care that I'm only presented with 18+ girls to swipe. Hell, why not make it 19 or 20 or 21?
I don't use Tinder. I'm too ugly. Completely irrelevant to me.
 

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mrz said:
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I don't use Tinder. I'm too ugly. Completely irrelevant to me.
Well you should at least be pissed off you can't look at JB porn.
If I really wanted to I could. Again, not worth it because I don't care. I barely look at any porn any more.
 

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well if you think you are completely screwed and it's hopeless then that is up to you, but it's just funny to me when you say you prefer older girls, but it's entirely because you don't think you can fuck younger girls, plus even if you did you would risk going to prison or having zombies call you a pedo lol, like that is not the standard reason to say you prefer older girls.

You are like hebephile version of Eeyore



"I prefer older girls because no JBs want to fuck me, and even if they did zombies would kill me for it anyway"
I'd prefer a 9/10 perfect 25 year old professional making 100k+ yearly who is smart, funny, kind and well educated while having completely avoided the cock carousel and not wanting kids.

But there's no point fantasizing over things that don't exist or aren't remotely attainable.
 

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Mrz jbs dont want us. Its too much effort to convince them to fuck us.
Then it shouldn't even be illegal to fuck them in the first place. You are like 18 years old dude you could easily fuck JBs still. You can easily fuck JBs up to your mid twenties really, I'd say that is when it really gets unlikely, but even if it is unlikely it should still be legal to.
I went on a date with a 17 year old. It wasnt exciting. She was low quality and had a kid. Its more than age tbh. That 17 year old girl was fucking ugly and trashy and fat. I met with a 23 year old 3 times and got a bj from her, she was better looking. Im not saying i dont like young girls but age itself isnt the important when it comes to attraction. I know jbs that are low and would rather fuck 40 year old milfs over them. But in general jbs will always be more attractive than the average 40 year old
 

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You think in countries where the AoC is 14 it's all 25 year old incels fucking prime 15 year olds? Give me a break.
Yeah that actually does happen, ''JBs don't like older guys''=ultra bluepill, I'm not saying they would fuck anyone in this thread, but a lot of 13-17 year old girls prefer guys in their 20s cause they have more experience/resources to offer than boys their age. It's just common sense basically, they want someone with experience to deflower them, I seriously don't know many women who prefer a guy younger than them for example, younger seems to be seen as weaker amongst women.
 

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D.R. said:
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You think in countries where the AoC is 14 it's all 25 year old incels fucking prime 15 year olds? Give me a break.
Yeah that actually does happen, ''JBs don't like older guys''=ultra bluepill, I'm not saying they would fuck anyone in this thread, but a lot of 13-17 year old girls prefer guys in their 20s cause they have more experience/resources to offer than boys their age. It's just common sense basically, they want someone with experience to deflower them, I seriously don't know many women who prefer a guy younger than them for example, younger seems to be seen as weaker amongst women.
I lived in a country where the legal age was 14 when I was a teenager. I didn't see any girls 14/15 banging 25 year olds. I've literally never heard of that ever happening in my life. The only ones that do that are drug dealers and trashy chicks who are impressed by a 25 year old selling weed.

LOL at thinking the only reason you're not fucking an 8/10 15 year old is the law. Move to a country with the AoC 14. You'll still be an incel.
 

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modified said:
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Yeah that actually does happen, ''JBs don't like older guys''=ultra bluepill, I'm not saying they would fuck anyone in this thread, but a lot of 13-17 year old girls prefer guys in their 20s cause they have more experience/resources to offer than boys their age. It's just common sense basically, they want someone with experience to deflower them, I seriously don't know many women who prefer a guy younger than them for example, younger seems to be seen as weaker amongst women.
I lived in a country where the legal age was 14 when I was a teenager. I didn't see any girls 14/15 banging 25 year olds. I've literally never heard of that ever happening in my life. The only ones that do that are drug dealers and trashy chicks who are impressed by a 25 year old selling weed.

LOL at thinking the only reason you're not fucking an 8/10 15 year old is the law. Move to a country with the AoC 14. You'll still be an incel.
Where did I ever say that I'm not fucking JBs because of the law? The age of consent is already 14 in my country. Can find lots of results when typing in stuff like ''I'm 14, my boyfriend's 20'' in german. Don't know, older man/younger woman relationships just appear to be more common than vice versa.
 

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D.R. said:
older man/younger woman relationships just appear to be more common than vice versa.
Yes definitely more common. All I'm saying is if you can't get a prime 18-20 year old girl, the odds are 95%+ you also can't get a prime 15 year old girl regardless of the law.
 

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> incels post how hard it is to get a slim plain jane

> think they can get attractive JBs



 
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