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Slayer just stole a bike 10ft from the owner

TheExecutioner

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i saw a guy sitting on a bench, next to him there was his bike parked

i calmy walked over to it and calmly sat on it an cycles away slowly jfl

mean while he screamed HEYYY THATS MY BIIKE!! CALL THE POLICE!! CALL THE POOOLIICE!!
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then some boomer sitting on his balcony yelled THIEEF!
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@Slut you just got mogged hard bitch

also i saw this homeless faggot and i had an urge to knock him out and steal his alcohol if he had any
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happened in gta ofc
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cant turn off the fat text for sum reason btw
 

TheExecutioner

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I am the head of the penis that rapes you

ill steal your bike right next to you and you wouldnt do anything you little bitch

what little ytboi timmy gon do?

i could do litterally anything i wanted to you and you would be a submissive sissy

talk all the shit u want on the internet boi
 

OverAndOut

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ill steal your bike right next to you and you wouldnt do anything you little bitch
Son I don't have a bike. I used to have a scooter but a "black gentlemen" stole it when I locked it up outside of a church.
what little ytboi timmy gon do?

i could do litterally anything i wanted to you and you would be a submissive sissy
You wouldn't do shit; my dark looks would scare you away.
 

Slut

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mirin but.
Lol at Denmark u could steal their car what are they gonna do

Low T Nordic cucks

Even if u get caught u will get 3 months in jail maximum (Luxury hotel in Denmark)
 

TheExecutioner

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mirin but.
Lol at Denmark u could steal their car what are they gonna do

Low T Nordic cucks

Even if u get caught u will get 3 months in jail maximum (Luxury hotel in Denmark)
cope
the guy i stole from was ethnic

everyones ethnic in denmark’s big cities
 

Keengo

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What is with these faggot bike stealers on here? LOL

Do it right/go big or don't bother with this pathetic shit at all.

Btw, I depend on bike travel, so this is pretty fucked if the people you steal from need it for essential travel (and I know plenty of people who do too).

I'd like to see someone like you try and steal my bike right in front of me. With all of the bone smashing I've done I likely wouldn't even register the hit of some likely scrawny faggot unless he pussies out with a gun or something to improve his odds. LOL Maybe only someone like RealRob would I have no chance at IRL/man 2 man.
 
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Hex

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sounds like fun since there is no chance someone will shoot you.

Over here tho different story
 
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