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Rage Just did what I said that I would never do... Lost my Virginity

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I lost my virginity to an escort. Well, not an escort, but a massage girl. Let me explain what it was like

So, I ended up paying £105 in total for both message and sex. I always get my massages early in the day as everyone is at work and the girls are usually unused for that day. I'll skip the massage part and get straight to the sex part. So she puts the condom on, well she couldn't. The condom was too small and so I had to stretch it down. She then lies on her back. At this point, I am guessing that she is expecting me to eat her hairy pussy or at the least finger it. But in my mind, I said fuck that and went straight for insertion. :) I won't lie, I couldn't even insert it. I thought it would be simple to do because I've seen it a 1000 times in porn, but nope. So she had to help me put it in. So I start hammering away at her pussy like a mad man, she's moaning and shit and then like 3-4 mins later... shit i am fatiguing. In the porn videos, the pornstars make it seem so easy but you actually need a lot of cardio for sex. So i lie down and tell her to sit on me. and so i rest a bit whilst shes riding me... and then i start hammering away again and as i am hammering away the sides of my glutes start hurting (they are still hurting) idk why. But as I was hammering her they just started hurting. We then switch up positions again and this time i notice my dick is soft... wtf? ive had many blowjobs from massages and my dick has never gone soft... so why the fuck is my dick soft whilst im having sex?? so we change positions a few times... was trying to have sex whilst fatigued and with fucked up glutes. so i was like fuck this shit. laid down on the table and told her to suck my dick. As I was about to cum, I pushed her head down my dick so i nutted in her mouth never done that before... but ive also never paid £105 in one sitting to a message girl so i think i earned that. She then starts complaining "worst sex in my life... blah blah, you dont even try to please the girl... if you want sex to be like a dream you have to please the girl (exact words) i wasnt wet blah blah" i said sure ya when i come back next time she says "we are never doing this again, you got a long dick but dont know how to use it "

In my mind, I am thinking. I just gave you £105 you dirty slut. Why the fuck would I finger you or eat your pussy. idgaf if your pussy is wet.

Honestly, I am just surprised by the fact that I when I pulled my dick out, it wasn't hard. Never happened to me when receiving a blowjob. In future, I will be getting blowjobs only until my cardio improves and i strengthen my glutes

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"worst sex in my life... blah blah, you dont even try to please the girl... if you want sex to be like a dream you have to please the girl (exact words) i wasnt wet blah blah"

"we are never doing this again, you got a long dick but dont know how to use it "

:jag:

grats on slaying tho, next time you should rape her, seriously

also you sound low test
 

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I have to say, I never went to escorts. But this only strengthens my view that was put forth by several users here, that these days those escorts really do select and pick as if it was a normal date. Even when you paid her a days salary for it and it is clearly not a normal date.

Apparently, in some countries they will even want a referral from 2 other 'workers' (to see how they liked you) before they'll even see you. Or if they don't like your face they just turn you away even if you are already at their door.

What a business, jfl.
 

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Who tf gives a shit about pleasing the girl? You're paying money for your own pleasure, not hers.
 

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I have to say, I never went to escorts. But this only strengthens my view that was put forth by several users here, that these days those escorts really do select and pick as if it was a normal date. Even when you paid her a days salary for it and it is clearly not a normal date.

Apparently, in some countries they will even want a referral from 2 other 'workers' (to see how they liked you) before they'll even see you. Or if they don't like your face they just turn you away even if you are already at their door.

What a business, jfl.

It's a sad pathetic pointless larp by a retard:

 

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This is how I imagined losing my virginity to an escort would be. Like a doll with no emotions just wants to please the client, collect money and onto the next. But nope, apparently this one wanted pleasure. My D is kinda big so i am guessing she was in pain (idc, i paid £105 for this reason) and wanted to be sufficiently wet before i rammed my dick in. but honestly i didnt care
 

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my bank account begs to differ. i am -£105 down. defo wasn't worth it. idk why anyone would larp about losing their virginity...

Ok throw us all a statement of your bank statement where it says -105 pounds

Because you are in Britain and these girls interviewed are all in Britain too
 

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This is how I imagined losing my virginity to an escort would be. Like a doll with no emotions just wants to please the client, collect money and onto the next. But nope, apparently this one wanted pleasure. My D is kinda big so i am guessing she was in pain (idc, i paid £105 for this reason) and wanted to be sufficiently wet before i rammed my dick in. but honestly i didnt care

Post the pictures of the girl that you lost it to and was complaining

I wanna see her face and body

I wanna gauge an idea of her personality. I wanna see if she'd actually complain that it wasn't pleasurable

If she complained, then she must get a lot of clientele. I tell you that much. As she has basically guaranteed you won't be returning
 

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Post the pictures of the girl that you lost it to and was complaining

I wanna see her face and body

I wanna gauge an idea of her personality. I wanna see if she'd actually complain that it wasn't pleasurable

If she complained, then she must get a lot of clientele. I tell you that much. As she has basically guaranteed you won't be returning
bro this is a massage parlour. the girls rotate daily. you want me to just go in there ask for a pic and walk out? this aint adult work with tons of pics and shit. it's a small step up from a brothel
 

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Well, there are hundreds of millions of prostitutes all with different personalities, so it's possible to run into anything and everything.

Weird if OP larped, but if it costs just 100 bucks I don't see the point.

Dude he is from England and the girls in this article are all from the same Country.

England is a part of an Island. Island's don't really have a diverse range of personalities. Not the UK anyway. It's called Island mentality.

They displayed their personality in that article. Several of them.

Prostitutes come under the umbrella of low-grade trashy class and their only concern is money. They will never say this shit to a client unless they are a high value escort that's middle class and able to get a client at any time call them up for work. The fact she charges 105 pounds tells me she isn't flooded with guys. Basic supply and demand economics. Do you think an escort who wasn't in high demand would ever say that to a paying client? NO
 
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