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True Romance said:Stalin was probably the most epic human in history
Stalin married his first wife Ekaterina Svanidze in 1906, with whom he had a son, Yakov. Yakov shot himself because of Stalin's harshness toward him, but survived. After this, Stalin said, "He can't even shoot straight."[343] Yakov served in the Red Army during World War II and was captured by the Germans. They offered to exchange him for Field Marshal Friedrich Paulus, who had surrendered after Stalingrad, but Stalin turned the offer down, stating, "You have in your hands not only my son Yakov, but millions of my sons. Either you free them all or my son will share their fate."[344] Afterwards, Yakov is said to have committed suicide, running into an electric fence in Sachsenhausen concentration camp, where he was being held.
Brio said:stalin had nice hair
OccamsRazorBurn said:Stalin was running morph game way before any of us were- iirc, most of his photos were doctored to hide his smallpox scars, & other shit. Pretty sure he was about 5'4", & had a mangled arm from an accident. Also had SR's amber/gold eyes, & had a fling with a JB in Siberia.
Stalin married his first wife Ekaterina Svanidze in 1906, with whom he had a son, Yakov. Yakov shot himself because of Stalin's harshness toward him, but survived. After this, Stalin said, "He can't even shoot straight."[343] Yakov served in the Red Army during World War II and was captured by the Germans. They offered to exchange him for Field Marshal Friedrich Paulus, who had surrendered after Stalingrad, but Stalin turned the offer down, stating, "You have in your hands not only my son Yakov, but millions of my sons. Either you free them all or my son will share their fate."[344] Afterwards, Yakov is said to have committed suicide, running into an electric fence in Sachsenhausen concentration camp, where he was being held.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin#Appearance
Also, President Truman started calling him a "little squirt" after meeting him in person.
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TL;DR: Stalin would be a Lookism user if he was around now.
Brio said:stalin had nice hair
Hair: the first thing Brio looks for in a top-shelf dictator.