I've never wanted to kill myself more than in this very moment

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Legit this has been the most depressing day of my life.

And not even because it's Valentines Day, I just don't ever remember being this depressed before. Every day I just get older with nothing to show for it. I honestly have not achieved anything in my life that I'm proud of, and I have like 0 happy memories after the age of 12-13.

Anyway, I have been doing some research into tall buildings I can throw myself off of. I don't want to go ER because I know it would upset my family too much.
 
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Happy Rotter said:
Legit this has been the most depressing day of my life.

And not even because it's Valentines Day, I just don't ever remember being this depressed before. Every day I just get older with nothing to show for it. I honestly have not achieved anything in my life that I'm proud of, and I have like 0 happy memories after the age of 12-13.

Anyway, I have been doing some research into tall buildings I can throw myself off of. I don't want to go ER because I know it would upset my family too much.
like your family gave a shit when they brought you in this world.
 
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Hang yourself.

Jumping is too scary. I tried it once and my brain literally cut through my deep drunken state to sober me up briefly every time I got close.

With hanging, all you have to do is kick the chair.
 
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Stand on the highest building(which has a pool in front of it); shoot your brains out and let yourself fall in the pool. this way, if the first two trials fail, you have big chances to drown as you can't do much after the two attempts.

10/10 would work.
 
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SEAN O said:
Stand on the highest building(which has a pool in front of it); shoot your brains out and let yourself fall in the pool. this way, if the first two trials fail, you have big chances to drown as you can't do much after the two attempts.

10/10 would work.
This.

Gun suicide is the only way for non-maniacal people to kill themselves.
 

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That's really neat OP, because I was out with some people from uni, when I was approached by 2 fashion designers (srs) and they asked me "Are you a male model?". I looked at them and asked: "srs?". They said yeah, I said no. They asked me if I wanted to be the model for their next mens wear project, it absolute donkey piss. I've been in a relationship for 6, almost 7 years now (25 years old, 193cm tall - approx 6"4?) and the attention I've been getting from girls the past year have been absolute pissening. I ended up answering "yes, its piss", and they thought that was a tad weird.. but whatcha gonna do.. my fans will understand if I steal a couple hundred buck bro, they freaks!!!! 
Inb4 I end up getting drugged, rammed anally by Jerome and Tyrone, and having to play the cuck husband in some effed up porn
 

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Happy Rotter said:
Legit this has been the most depressing day of my life.

And not even because it's Valentines Day, I just don't ever remember being this depressed before. Every day I just get older with nothing to show for it. I honestly have not achieved anything in my life that I'm proud of, and I have like 0 happy memories after the age of 12-13.

Anyway, I have been doing some research into tall buildings I can throw myself off of. I don't want to go ER because I know it would upset my family too much.
OP...where do you live?
 
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