ITT: I explain to you how to become a slayer as incel looking faggot

IcedEarth

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1. drink whiskey daily
2. smoke every day
3. do amphetamines daily
4. start a rock band even though you can't sing
5. slay








































































































































SLAYER


 

JustLOL

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rockstar type of status is the most legit shit for slaying.

too bad you actually need musical talent or extreme luck to make it.
 

JustLOL

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^that's why i added the extreme luck part, sometimes it's just fucking luck
 

IcedEarth

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asapanon said:
Develop schizophrenia four months later
Never ever get laid again
some schizos jerk their dick 20 times a day, not even kidding
 

piX

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Why doesn't he just burn off those warts

Fucking disgusting
 
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