It's actually hard to die if you want to

Should I flush myself?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • Yes

    Votes: 3 75.0%

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NoLMS

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inb4 Helisa posts suicide methods with <80% success rates or 400% pain rate. 

I just want to be gone. I have negative LMS. I will never be in another LTR. I can't get a decent job. I'm just existing for no reason. I hate it here. I think it's time to run Suicide By Cop game.
 

Bojack

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It's easy, just jump off a tall building.
 

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sephon said:
mrz said:
I like being on the internet but I hate being IRL. I wish I could be on the internet without being IRL.
i agree with this. currently i can ignore irl though
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Real life is a scam
 

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mrz said:
I like being on the internet but I hate being IRL. I wish I could be on the internet without being IRL.
On first look, it's surprising that a 25 year old grown up came up with this. But after you think about it for a minute, it's probably the legitest thing I've read for years.

As for BoJack's jump off a tall building, did you see the suicide jump that Trews posted? The man smacked the pavement so hard that he bounced up in the air. Pain >9000 just before you die. No thanks. Knowing my luck, the building won't be tall enough and I'll just break my spine.
 
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