- Jul 1, 2015
Being tutored by the greatest mind of his generation in Aristotle and then starting his military campaign at the age of 16, slaying slootz and winning battles with your superior intellect. Imagine going into the largest empire of his age: the Persian one, and dominating it through shear force. Imagine murdering all of the warcaptives because you don't do any of that cuck chit. Imagine impregnating endless amounts of slootz with your superior military might and these women miring you because of your godlike stature. Imagine conquering the known world and becoming a god, and having statues erected in your honor. Just imagine what a life like this could be, then remember that you are a disgusting inkwell jfl at you!!