Bojack

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Being tutored by the greatest mind of his generation in Aristotle and then starting his military campaign at the age of 16, slaying slootz and winning battles with your superior intellect. Imagine going into the largest empire of his age: the Persian one, and dominating it through shear force. Imagine murdering all of the warcaptives because you don't do any of that cuck chit. Imagine impregnating endless amounts of slootz with your superior military might and these women miring you because of your godlike stature. Imagine conquering the known world and becoming a god, and having statues erected in your honor. Just imagine what a life like this could be, then remember that you are a disgusting inkwell jfl at you!!

 

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he was trustfundcel tbh
 

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he also killed the sacred band of Thebes (elite army unit made from homosexual couples)

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Bojack

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he was trustfundcel tbh
He probably murdered his Father and took the throne by force. He did start off with a very well-established kingdom and an experienced army to begin his conquest. He played his cards well, you see.
 

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They even called him a descendant of gods. Jfl
He was a god in and of himself. He would have conquered India and went on to destroy the Chinks if his own men did not pussy out and tire of war.
 

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He was 5-2.

He looked the same on a horse that the gigachad 7 foot tall Indian king looked like on an elephant