If you're sub 8, you have NO EXCUSE not to have long hair.

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Long hair has the potential to add up to 2 points/10. It frames your face and can hide a skinny neck. The halo effect from long aesthetic hair is unbelievable. On days where my skin looks bad or I'm tired/bloated I always have my hair distracting from imperfections.

I was watching mortal kombat the other day and noticed something. Raiden lost all of his "wisdom" when he cut his hair.

Here, powerful and wise:



then in the end, when he supposedly ascended, he looks like a beta bitch who bums cigarettes off of people at 7-11



If you're sub 8, have a small skull or a thin neck, start growing your hair out NOW.
 

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Legit but my problem is that mine doesn't grow down. It's too thick, like a pseudo afro
 

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Magnus said:
Legit but my problem is that mine doesn't grow down. It's too thick, like a pseudo afro
Cloud said:
Magnus said:
Legit but my problem is that mine doesn't grow down. It's too thick, like a pseudo afro
Same with my hair :uzi:
Same bros. Next time I go to a stylist I'm going to get it thinned and see what happens
 

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Magnus said:
Legit but my problem is that mine doesn't grow down. It's too thick, like a pseudo afro
Cloud said:
Magnus said:
Legit but my problem is that mine doesn't grow down. It's too thick, like a pseudo afro
Same with my hair :uzi:
Eric said:
Magnus said:
Legit but my problem is that mine doesn't grow down. It's too thick, like a pseudo afro
Cloud said:
Same with my hair :uzi:
Same bros. Next time I go to a stylist I'm going to get it thinned and see what happens
You guys would have the longest and hardest "awkward phase" but once you get some decent length, 10"+ and it's long and heavy enough to fall down on it's own you'd have the GOAT hair, thick and wavy, a true lion's mane
 

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Then Reddit will tell you "you need a proper haircut"
 
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Magic said:
Then Reddit will tell you "you need a proper haircut"
That's because you can only pull off long hair if your hair is thick and voluminous. Just lol @ some nowrooding incel with thin shit quality hair trying to pull off Kurt Cobain's haircut, hell end up looking like gollum.


 

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Happy Go Lucky said:
Magic said:
Then Reddit will tell you "you need a proper haircut"
That's because you can only pull off long hair if your hair is thick and voluminous. Just lol @ some nowrooding incel with thin shit quality hair trying to pull off Kurt Cobain's haircut, hell end up looking like gollum.


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ive historically had my hair long but it gets messy and hard to maintain (its also thick af)

i think having it something like this is ideal, u can still hide norwooding and it looks higher class tbh, not to mention its more NT

 

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assburger said:
Happy Go Lucky said:
That's because you can only pull off long hair if your hair is thick and voluminous. Just lol @ some nowrooding incel with thin shit quality hair trying to pull off Kurt Cobain's haircut, hell end up looking like gollum.


:tyson:
I Got asain hair. Would this still work or should just get a top bun
 

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OP must live in some freak geographic anomaly where every guy has thick dense hair.
 

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assburger said:
Happy Go Lucky said:
That's because you can only pull off long hair if your hair is thick and voluminous. Just lol @ some nowrooding incel with thin shit quality hair trying to pull off Kurt Cobain's haircut, hell end up looking like gollum.


:tyson:
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ive historically had my hair long but it gets messy and hard to maintain (its also thick af)

i think having it something like this is ideal, u can still hide norwooding and it looks higher class tbh, not to mention its more NT

Fuarkk Pitt looks so ideal here
 

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Long hair is sweet if you have the right texture and thickness. I have wavy hair that goes down just below my neck and I do receive compliments on it. Now to capitalize on them...
 

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My hair was long as fuck but i cut it because it was too knotted, gonna regrow it but comb it every day
 
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only to an extent. if just looks comical with my huge nose. will probably run long hair again after rhino though
 
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long hair makes my NW3 very hard to hide. you'd think the opposite, right?
with short hair the receded temples look less prominent. with long hair, it's all fine and good if you have a cover-up curtain of hair over your receded temples, but once this curtain gets pushed aside it's game over. it's insanely noticeable.
 

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Cope...it all depends on skull size...Someone looks better with long, someone looks like shit...
But i admit that hair is legit..it can easily boost 1.5 pts if u have proper hairstyle..hair is life
 
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