If you can't shock her when she pulls down your pants, sex is not for you

DyingHope

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I'm afraid of showing my painfully average penis to a female, if and when I get the opportunity to.  :ugh:
 

dat feel

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DyingHope said:
I'm afraid of showing my painfully average penis to a female, if and when I get the opportunity to.  :ugh:
that's a very normal feeling because you're not supposed to ever show it

nature never intended for you to reproduce

the majority of males who have ever existed, never reproduced
 

Magic

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One girl told me I was ugly, had manboobs, and a small dick. That was the first and probably worst roast I've had

Or she might've said it was a gross uncurcumised dick, I dont remember tbh
 
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dat feel said:
DyingHope said:
I'm afraid of showing my painfully average penis to a female, if and when I get the opportunity to.  :ugh:
that's a very normal feeling because you're not supposed to ever show it

nature never intended for you to reproduce

the majority of males who have ever existed, never reproduced
:cage:
 

iftsj

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I cant wait to show my fucking dick to a bitch
 
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Magic said:
One girl told me I was ugly, had manboobs, and a small dick. That was the first and probably worst roast I've had

Or she might've said it was a gross uncurcumised dick, I dont remember tbh
Did you fuck her?
 

Magic

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Married Oldcell said:
Magic said:
One girl told me I was ugly, had manboobs, and a small dick. That was the first and probably worst roast I've had

Or she might've said it was a gross uncurcumised dick, I dont remember tbh
Did you fuck her?
No it wasn't in real life lol
 

dat feel

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The GOAT Chad said:
Name of blonde ?
no idea

she's only into huge cocks so she probably wouldn't even want you fapping to her
 

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dat feel said:
DyingHope said:
I'm afraid of showing my painfully average penis to a female, if and when I get the opportunity to.  :ugh:
that's a very normal feeling because you're not supposed to ever show it

nature never intended for you to reproduce

the majority of males who have ever existed, never reproduced
Lol
 

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bignosebiglipethnik said:
dat feel said:
that's a very normal feeling because you're not supposed to ever show it

nature never intended for you to reproduce

the majority of males who have ever existed, never reproduced
:cage:
:giggle:
 

dat feel

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a woman cannot disrespect a slayer with a huge cock who fucks her hard and establishes dominance

do you think she's gonna give him any shit tests like she does with estrogenic betas

 
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clown said:
Not legit IMO, as long as you are average. You can jelqmax or pegymmaxx, but if you are maxxed in every other area this one wouldn't even matter, you can still slay.
These things don't work btw. Just to let you know.
 
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