FuckThis

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Well he might become famous and get S
So it would still be LMS theory
 

MrMatty

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Highly unlikely.

Though....if he was in my social circle, I know my buddies and I would just take up a collection and hire an escort on the sly to take his v card. Then have her just make up some story that she's only in town for that night. 

He could live off that one night for the rest of his life.
 

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The only way that would ever happen is if he finds the most desperate gold digger ever that "uses him for his money" which is basically like him using an escort anyways.
 

FireHaze

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bignosebiglipethnik said:
Honestly if he got laid with a civilian before me, I'd be ashamed as Fuck lol
You shouldn't be because he probably has more M than you. He could probably find a really desperate gold digger if he gets lucky enough.