I'd rather fap than have sex

dwarf

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[font=verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Ask anybody who has had sex, and they say it is not even what you think.[/font]
[font=verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif]All you virgins sit around and think about sex 24/7 and in reality, it's not even good.[/font]
[font=verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Vagina IRL are disgusting, roast beef, stinky, smelly, disgusting.,[/font]
[font=verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Girls have already been loosened by jamal, tyrone, and entire football team so its not going to feel good anyways[/font]
[font=verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif]girls are too scared to waht to do anything hardcore positions, only wanna do missionary and stare into ur eyes some romantic bs[/font]
[font=verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif]You have to put in work[/font]
[font=verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Want to feel tits? just rub your own, thats exactly what they feel right[/font]

[font=verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Fapping is better. You know exactly what you want. Want some big butt twinks, girls with 2 teeth, just google it, wank and you are done. No shame, just you and your pipe relaxing. Real sex is so ovverated. I am glad to die a celibate.[/font]

[font=verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif]I dare anyone to prove me wrong.[/font]
 

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How about anal sex with a woman, OP ? It must feel better than jerking off. A girl who's not into anal feeling humiliated, used and disrespected while she's being shoved in the ass doing it just to please you. You gotta love it.

The vagina description is the most legit of it all. Beautiful vaginas are rare. I just hate when the pornstars have ugly vaginas or when they become uglier with time as long as you're following your favorite porn actresses.
 

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Someone who prefers fapping over a real 21-year-old escort pussy should really get his E2 checked.   :lol:
 
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Anakind said:
Someone who prefers fapping over a real 21-year-old escort pussy should really get his E2 checked.   :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Legit

This thread is one big cope for a dude that clearly can't get laid by civs and is too high inhibition to fuck escorts. :lol:

I do agree that sex is overrated here though. I'm happy enough with a cute gf for months at a time but others act as if their entire self worth is based on slaying. Really does get old after a while but it's expected of guys like this.
 

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ColezRightFoot said:
Anakind said:
Someone who prefers fapping over a real 21-year-old escort pussy should really get his E2 checked.   :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Legit

This thread is one big cope for a dude that clearly can't get laid by civs and is too high inhibition to fuck escorts. :lol:

I do agree that sex is overrated here though. I'm happy enough with a cute gf for months at a time but others act as if their entire self worth is based on slaying. Really does get old after a while but it's expected of guys like this.

All the escorts in my area are ugly and I'm not paying good money just to fuck some back alley sally.
 

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dwarf said:
All the escorts in my area are ugly and I'm not paying good money just to fuck some back alley sally.

You have to make a drive to a bigger city even if it takes a couple hours. It's worth it.
 
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