I went to my first night club in 25 years

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And things didn't go well. I tried to chat up this beautiful blonde until I realized it was none other than my daughter. 

"Jessie... Oh oh m-my god"

Her date, a tall, lanky BBC who played D-1 Ball, pushed me aside 

"Ay baby who is dis white fool?"

"Omg lol it's just my dork of a dad"

Defeated, Cucked and embarrassed I drove to the convenience store and bought a bag of Cheetos and Diet Coke. I sit here in silence.
 
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