I know several short, balding, small-dicked happy men.

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Says everyone.

I know several, they're all married to hot doctors and making money after getting their PhDs.

Says everyone.

Where are these people? Where the FUCK are these magical people? 

Are these people the same 35 year manlet balding doctors married to fat tattooed ex-club sluts that cheat on them every three days? Are these the same 40 year old PhD candidates who are engaged to a washed up Carried Bradshaw wannabe who is settling for their beta bucks?

Why the fuck does everyone say this?
 
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Its all cope brother. Just like how everyone has a " 5'7 friend who slays more than they do."
 

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Chocolatebrah said:
Its all cope brother. Just like how everyone has a " 5'7 friend who slays more than they do."

Yeah but they never actually point out these people in real life. They just exist on the periphery.
 

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It's just really hardcore coping.

People literally distort reality in their minds to make themselves believe they have a chance with attractive women despite being sub 7
 

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Most people are coping monumentally in other words. Maybe it's not us that are the crazy ones. It's them.
 

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I ain't any of those yet I still feel like shit

op failz to delivar
 

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:kim: :clap:
EXACTLY. CRAZY HOW SO MANY OF THESE 5'0 BALDING SKINNYFAT SLAYERS EXIST YET I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE IRL
 
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