News I have lied to you all- I've had multiple LTRs.

Munificent

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It's time to uncover my secrets.
I've been pretending to be, well... incel, on this site.
Nothing could be further from the truth.

While I have values to uphold, and could hardly call myself a slayer, I've had 3 LTRs (1st about 5 PSL, second and third 6 PSL at least- all high quality and high IQ specimens), and a good number of flings in between (which I regret).

I'm sorry if this upsets anyone, its just that during lockdown my medium-high IQ friend-group was just not enough to satiate my unlimited creativity and critical thinking skills, nor were my multiple hobbies (four of which I play at a competitive level).

In between painting, playing piano, violin and the guitar (I've just taken these up- great fun), I have developed multiple algorithms and 'bots', testing them with alts to see just how convincingly human they are.

With immensely satisfying results, I will be forwarding my results to the Association for The Advancement of Artificial Intelligence, and likely will be receiving an award for the astounding results I have created, far surpassing any other in the field (I cannot tell you which awards, as it would be dox-able, of course).

If you hate me, I apologise. At least 70% of my posts were thought up, polished and published by my Robot counterpart, RUPert. (Rossum's Universal Pooposter).
This may shed some light on their... well... brilliance and sheer enlightened nature- after all, they were the brainchildren of the most intelligent, cunning, strategic, innovative, experimental, resourceful, quick-witted and original creator of the millennia (or, perhaps, of all history, past present and future- as my mentor flatteringly put it).

(Sorry for any spelling errors, I transcribed this using SPiTTleS- Speech To Text Software (this one's another creation of mine, it even creates brackets and understands the tone of the speaker!).
 

Munificent

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I knew I was throwing my pearls to the swine here, and hopefully it is taken as such a joke that no one thinks to research my claims and expose me as telling the stone-cold truth. I just had to get it off my chest.
 
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