I have graduated to being a workcel

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I'm finally making some money to afford more drugs and steroids
 

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No way man. Don't you know that by working you're just making the jews rich? Quit immediately and return to your basement.
 

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LostTuna said:
lol what kinda job did u get?
I work as a caregiver watching senile patients and make sure they don't hurt themselves.
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purps drank said:
No way man. Don't you know that by working you're just making the jews rich? Quit immediately and return to your basement.
My parents are making me work!  :redstomper:
 

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deadinsidedeadoutside said:
i find it hard to believe an asian with the frame of a 12yo has connections to buy drugs or steroids
What does my frame have to do with anything, you autist!
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short man said:
Go back to your basement. There is no hope, life is a scam.
I need the money for looksmaxing and my parents are forcing me to work.  :redstomper:
 

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Bojack said:
deadinsidedeadoutside said:
i find it hard to believe an asian with the frame of a 12yo has connections to buy drugs or steroids
What does my frame have to do with anything, you autist!
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short man said:
Go back to your basement. There is no hope, life is a scam.
I need the money for looksmaxing and my parents are forcing me to work.  :redstomper:
Cool, when you are done looksmaxing maybe you can graduate to beta support the shitcunt with a few Chad's babies.
 

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deadinsidedeadoutside said:
Bojack said:
What does my frame have to do with anything, you autist!
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I need the money for looksmaxing and my parents are forcing me to work.  :redstomper:
you look like shit, you look like the type of person to watch anime in the computer lab at lunch

no way are you cool enough know people who do drugs
Leave your basement you fool, it's not that hard to find drugs.
 

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Just LOL @ these young NEETs. You have like no savings. And you're not serious enough to kill yourself.

If your job is tolerable, then you made the right decision.

I have warmed up to the ice of workcelling again. BUT I don't want to do anything that is stressful anymore (I had heart palpitation problems at my last job. I guess my sister wants me to have a heart attack and steal my savings because she keeps pressuring me to go back to school and re-enter the workforce). And nothing that involves customers. When my unemployment insurance runs out in late January, I'm going to start applying for data entry clerk jobs (that is if they will actually hire me. I don't even know if they would. I'm overqualified and I have a communication deficit due to my autism). Maybe there's some better work involving Microsoft Excel that I can do that uses my brain more and pays more.

Why am I not going to apply now? The amount I'm getting paid by unemployment insurance right now ($524 CAN/week before-taxes) is probably more than what I can get paid as a data entry clerk. Because I used to make over $1000+/week and so that's why I make "max money" for unemployment insurance. So I might as well milk my benefits for as long as possible. And then start applying for jobs.

My sister wants me to apply for a Business Analyst 1 year program or a Microsoft SharePoint specialist program. But I don't give a fuck about this Microsoft SharePoint stuff and I don't even know if I would get hired after wasting a few thousand of my or my dad's money (he verbally said he'd be willing to pay my tuition for the 1 year program. He volunteered to. I never asked. That's how desperate he is to get me out of the house). And I don't know if I would even enjoy being a Business Analyst. Who would actually hire an autist with a communication deficit as an analyst anyway?

Why couldn't I be Swedish like Sensdep? $2000 US/month autismbux. Meanwhile Ontario disability only pays about $1100 CAN/month. And the welfare caseworkers harass the fuck out of you and they would probably never accept me for disability. It's not fair, it's an injustice. At least I wasn't born into a poor negro family in sub-saharan Africa. I would have went ER on my parents already if that were the case.

Maybe if I'm lucky, my savings account will outlive me and I die of cancer or something. I had fantasies of going Timothy McVeigh/Breivik at a government building recently. For depriving me of my NEETbux that I'm entitled to.

I wish I could just go ER on the entire planet. Isn't it possible to create a lethal virus and spread it across humanity somehow? Surely a STEMcel would have already tried this?
 
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