I figured out a solution to half of my problem with becoming an escortcel

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One of my big inhibitions to becoming an escortcel is that I live in a nice neighborhood where everyone pays attention to everyone else. If I had some hot chick being driven over or coming over and parking, then her leaving 1 hour later on a regular basis it would be too obvious and a problem for me. Especially since that's illegal here. I just figured out a possible solution.

I could perhaps convince the pimp to let me pick up and drop off the girl myself. That way I just leave my house to pick up the girl, bring her back (and it looks like I picked her up to have dinner). Then we leave again in an hour, and it looks like we're going out on the town for the night. I go do other things and come back home alone. Overall I think this routine would look minimally suspicious. If anything it would just look like I'm getting a lot of random dates.

I would have to convince the pimp to let me do this, though I'm sure most pimps wouldnt have a problem if they met me first.

The only problem that still leaves is I don't want a girl seeing my pad with all my nice stuff here and then telling her crackhead friends to come rob me. I'd have to hope my security system works adequately as a deterrant.

Any escortcels know if this will work?
 

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Just lol if you haven't completely dominated your neighbors already so they know to mind their own fucking business anyways.
 

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purps drank said:
Just lol if you haven't completely dominated your neighbors already so they know to mind their own fucking business anyways.

Says the autist who still lives with his parents.
 

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One of my big inhibitions to becoming an escortcel is that I live in a nice neighborhood where everyone pays attention to everyone else. If I had some hot chick being driven over or coming over and parking, then her leaving 1 hour later on a regular basis it would be too obvious and a problem for me. Especially since that's illegal here. I just figured out a possible solution.

I could perhaps convince the pimp to let me pick up and drop off the girl myself. That way I just leave my house to pick up the girl, bring her back (and it looks like I picked her up to have dinner). Then we leave again in an hour, and it looks like we're going out on the town for the night. I go do other things and come back home alone. Overall I think this routine would look minimally suspicious. If anything it would just look like I'm getting a lot of random dates.

I would have to convince the pimp to let me do this, though I'm sure most pimps wouldnt have a problem if they met me first.

The only problem that still leaves is I don't want a girl seeing my pad with all my nice stuff here and then telling her crackhead friends to come rob me. I'd have to hope my security system works adequately as a deterrant.

Any escortcels know if this will work?

Most goodlooking escorts don't have a pimp. They have a driver/security they ( if they are individuals) or their agency pays to.

Doubt any agency will agree to your terms. Solo girls may agree after they've been to you for a while already but not first time. Too dangeous for them.

Why not go in-call?
 
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Are you low inhib enough to even escortcel in a country where it's majorly illegal? Back when it used to be legal in canada, I often thought about developing some routine where I go up to Canada on a weekend once or twice a month just to escortcel. But now its federally illegal there too.
 

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purps drank said:
Just lol if you haven't completely dominated your neighbors already so they know to mind their own fucking business anyways.

Says the autist who still lives with his parents.

You'll regret saying this when I win American Ninja Warrior.
 
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Also if you are committed to NA escortceling and really worried about the pad, you could try getting a hotel too, although that might make it more obvious and such.
 

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HarryBalls said:
Most goodlooking escorts don't have a pimp. They have a driver/security they ( if they are individuals) or their agency pays to.

Doubt any agency will agree to your terms. Solo girls may agree after they've been to you for a while already but not first time. Too dangeous for them.

Why not go in-call?

Yeah I was worried about that. The thing is I can't have a driver/security hanging around outside while they come in, I fuck them, and then they leave. Way too shady and obvious.

The problem with in-call is:

1) This is how police stings are done - always in-call.
2) I think it's kind of gross to go over to a hooker's house and then fuck her on the same sheets and in the same bed that 100 guys have done the same in before me.

May be the only option though.

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Are you low inhib enough to even escortcel in a country where it's majorly illegal? Back when it used to be legal in canada, I often thought about developing some routine where I go up to Canada on a weekend once or twice a month just to escortcel. But now its federally illegal there too.

This is why I was trying to avoid in-call. All police busts are in-calls because they need to have the officers set up in a safe, monitored environment.

But maybe if you go to a big name escort agency, the odds of busts are minimal?

JEWISH CUCK SQUAD said:
Also if you are committed to NA escortceling and really worried about the pad, you could try getting a hotel too, although that might make it more obvious and such.

Yeah, again, I couldn't do the check in, leave one hour later thing. Too embarrassing. Everyone in the hotel knows you just banged a hooker.
 

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One of my big inhibitions to becoming an escortcel is that I live in a nice neighborhood where everyone pays attention to everyone else. If I had some hot chick being driven over or coming over and parking, then her leaving 1 hour later on a regular basis it would be too obvious and a problem for me. Especially since that's illegal here. I just figured out a possible solution.

You live in the US or where? Technically it's only illegal to pay for sex. Paying for "escort service" and then have sex based on mutual agreement is perfectly fine. That's why escort services are legal in the first place. Use in-call! No problems with the neighbors.
 
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