i feel very embarassed today

[springfield]

apparently a huge hole formed underneath in the crotch area of my jeans when i was bending to reach for something. I wasn't aware of it until my balls drooped down and became visibly hanging (I don't underwear). I got laughed at and some dudes dog barked at me. My smelly balls were there for everyone to see. 

 

[lms_zombie]

subtle brag thread 

3/10 for weak trolling

 

[springfield]

apparently a huge hole formed underneath in the crotch area of my jeans when i was bending to reach for something. I wasn't aware of it until my balls drooped down and became visibly hanging (I don't underwear). I got laughed at and some dudes dog barked at me. My smelly balls were there for everyone to see. 

Why the fuck don't you wear underwear?

It's uncomfortable