I am the closest to a zombie you will ever meet

[Bojack]

I never lived, I am truly a subhuman. I exist but I am not alive, how can that be?

 

[Sixtyniner]

what a powerful thread

 

[rochefort6]

you are the funniest guy on here srs. Wish i could meet you irl

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

well doesn't hurt to do some gardening for me then