How to pull on maxilla while working on a computer?

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I need to figure out how to pull on maxilla with a belt/strap etc while working on a computer or a device that would put pressure on my upper palate all the time 

suggestions?
 

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Their is the Crane face pulling device


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Friendly reminder that the weight & rope should only encircle your neck if you're blonde, ginger, east asian, south asian, <6'0, oldcel, birdcel, or poorcel.




*Concept drawing by @"ugly_mong"
 

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The problem with this bro is you give up your last shreds of NTness for a 0.1% increase in looks.

It's not a worthy trade off.
 
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SadVegetationQuinoa said:
facepuling is bs


once u are fully grown, nothing short of surgery will really change ur face much. i would say just dont mouth breathe, chew on gum, and when u sleep use a myofunctional device.
Yes , it's bullshit probably but I ll try anyway
 

ya mam

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Attaching weights to a mouthguard is begging for tooth loss and ruined gums. 
Same with belt pulling. It's ridiculous. I hope, for your own sake, every one of you in this thread is trolling.
 

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liftTillSomebodyLovesYou said:
SadVegetationQuinoa said:
facepuling is bs


once u are fully grown, nothing short of surgery will really change ur face much. i would say just dont mouth breathe, chew on gum, and when u sleep use a myofunctional device.
Yes , it's bullshit probably but I ll try anyway

How bad is your maxilla to want to try this? Is it actually recessed or just average?
 
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Dembroadbones said:
liftTillSomebodyLovesYou said:
Yes , it's bullshit probably but I ll try anyway

How bad is your maxilla to want to try this? Is it actually recessed or just average?

4/10

not recessed but flat cheekbones


lolatmylife said:
Ask misty he's working on a device that does that

Misty doesnt like me because I told him that he should visit a psychiatrist and stop abusing his girlfriend in front of his son
 

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I highly doubt you can achieve impressive movement with such an infernal contrivance.
 
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