How to act silly and fun with girlfriend when you're ugly and autistic?

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Watch cuckold porn cause the only way you will be keeping her at all is by allowing her to use you for resources and chad for sex.
 

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I hate to post this but it really depends on what you look like. An ugly guy can crack a joke but no one would laugh cause they know he's ugly/has no value to society but then a good looking guy can crack the exact same joke and everyone would laugh. It's really all about the halo/failo effect of your appearance.
 

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iNeedHair said:
I hate to post this but it really depends on what you look like. An ugly guy can crack a joke but no one would laugh cause they know he's ugly/has no value to society but then a good looking guy can crack the exact same joke and everyone would laugh. It's really all about the halo/failo effect of your appearance.
LMS is fucking everything. :redstomper:
 

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OP's gf has to be deformed. There's literally no possible way you can get girlfriend being ugly AND autistic.
 

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Bojack said:
iNeedHair said:
I hate to post this but it really depends on what you look like. An ugly guy can crack a joke but no one would laugh cause they know he's ugly/has no value to society but then a good looking guy can crack the exact same joke and everyone would laugh. It's really all about the halo/failo effect of your appearance.
LMS is fucking everything. :redstomper:
Hair is everything bitch!
 

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Beautiful said:
Honest Abe said:
you don't want to act silly

Why not? Don't girls want to have fun? Wouldn't it be ideal to be good in bed and also be fun/silly outside of it?
Only good looking males can be funny.
 

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Beautiful said:
Honest Abe said:
you don't want to act silly

Why not? Don't girls want to have fun? Wouldn't it be ideal to be good in bed and also be fun/silly outside of it?
Be funny when she needs you to be in the way she wants you to be, be serious when she needs you to be in the way she wants you to be, fuck her hard when she needs you to in the way she wants it, make love when she needs you to in the way she wants it. Don't be jealous, don't be controlling, don't be needy, don't be weak or emotional. Have fun things for the two of you to do, have new and interesting things to do too. Or be ready to invite chad into your bedroom to make up for it.
 

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DOES NOBODY ELSE THINK ITS WEIRD THAT OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND DESPITE BEING NOT JUST UGLY BUT FUCKING AUTISTIC
 

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Beautiful said:
purps drank said:
Be funny when she needs you to be in the way she wants you to be, be serious when she needs you to be in the way she wants you to be, fuck her hard when she needs you to in the way she wants it, make love when she needs you to in the way she wants it. Don't be jealous, don't be controlling, don't be needy, don't be weak or emotional. Have fun things for the two of you to do, have new and interesting things to do too. Or be ready to invite chad into your bedroom to make up for it.
Thanks very helpful post. What is a fun thing to do for a 30 year old? I am unaware of what normal people find fun (I was a kissless virgin until I was 27 and have never had any friends so I'm out of rich with what's normal).

Idk I'm not 30. When I was working it seemed like the cool things for 30 year olds to do were being a foodie, along with that there's a microbrewery boom in my area so going to the elitist breweries and distilleries, going to Vegas and also destination vacations like that and staying in nicer rooms since you're supposed to have more money by then, having season tickets to professional sports events and getting good seats there with your money, hiking and being outdoorsy is very popular where I live, if you have a hobby then going to events related to that hobby, the occasional concert like maybe coachella, maybe spend a day at a lake, keep up to date on local events so if there's like a cool elitist play that's coming you don't want to miss that, or maybe a cool speaker is coming that you should go see.
 

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It's almost definitely lanzaismyhero posting on an alt you paranoidcels.
 

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FireHaze said:
DOES NOBODY ELSE THINK ITS WEIRD THAT OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND DESPITE BEING NOT JUST UGLY BUT FUCKING AUTISTIC
just lol at all your fucking theories, absolutely fucking lol
 

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Bojack said:
Beautiful said:
Why not? Don't girls want to have fun? Wouldn't it be ideal to be good in bed and also be fun/silly outside of it?
Only good looking males can be funny.


Humor is like terrorism -- it's a weapon of the weak.  Ugly people tend to be funnier.  They can't compete with attractive people in normal conversation, so they have to act ridiculous to get any attention.  Seriously, most comedians are actually pretty bitter about it.
 

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i saw an unattractive guy with an upturned nose playfully wrestling his gf at the beach.
 
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